June 98 - Muhahahaha! The big day! The beginning of this website! This site was borned with the help of Sassy?
July 98 - Updated a lot of things...HEY, YOU DIDN'T REALLY EXPECT ME TO REMEMBER EVERY SINGLE LITTLE DETAIL, DID YOU??
August 98 - Updated some stuff?
September 98 - Updated more stuff?
October 98 - I don't remember exactly, but I'd probably updated some more stuff?
November 98 - Uh..I may have updated during this month?
December 98 - See the update for "November 98"?
January 99 - HAPPY NEW YEAR! Uhh....I'm pretty sure I didn't update anything during this month?
February 99 - HAPPY NEW YEAR! AGAIN! Again, I'm pretty sure I didn't update anything during this month, too?
March 99 - Uh, I think I added some more new pages this month. But then again, I may have not?
April 99 - Uh, I think I updated some things. Probably some of the newer pages?
May 99 - See the update for "April 99".
June 99 - Muhahahahaha, it has officially been one year since the creation of this website!! And yet, I have done so little in months!! I FEEL SO PROUD OF MYSELF? Uhh....some updates here and there.
July 99 - Thoughts of this anniversary page attacked my head.
July 99 - I had a debate with myself whether or not if I should write this page.
July 99 - I told myself to shut up and forced myself to write this page.
July 99 - I changed my mind on what this page is supposed to be about (1 year anniversary).
July 99 - Something.
July 99 - More something.
July 99 - JUST WHEN EXACTLY WILL JULY 99 END??
August to November 99 - THESE MONTHS ARE SO BORING!! THIS IS THE MOST EVIL THING ANYONE COULD'VE DONE! Uh, I updated little pieces here and there?
December 99 - I have updated THIS particular page instead of the other pages which really needs some updating?
December 99 - I'd decided to dub Lum (My Golfing Girlfriend) "Swallow" (the bird, you idiot) because I was bored. YAYAYA!! &*%$&%$&!!! No, of course this has nothing to do with this website. I just thought that since this was MY website, I would mention stupid, unrelated things here and there? &^%$^# MUAHAHAHA, NO, OF COURSE YOU DON'T HAVE A SAY ABOUT WHAT GOES ON THIS WEBSITE, ONLY I DO. THAT'S ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS ABOUT OWNING A WEBSITE? MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
January 00 - HAPPY NEW YEAR! Uh, one of the many selected page is updated. oOoOoOo that sounds so mysterious, doesn't it? MUHAHAHAHAHA! Can you find that page?
February 00 - HAPPY NEW YEAR! AGAIN! Muhahaha. Again, one of many page is updated. OoOoOo, this update sounds almost like a carbon copy of my past February update, doesn't it?
March 00 - OoOOo, ISN'T IT STRANGE HOW THAT "00" LOOK? YES, I'VE JUST NOTICED IT TODAY. Anyway, uh, I revised the "About Me" section, and updated that mysterious page again. But which page is that? SOON I WILL REVEAL IT! SOON!
April 00 - Muahahahaha, I have returned! And as you may have probably noticed, I have also added a new quizlet/poll in the main page! Not only that, I have also updated that mysterious webpage ONCE AGAIN! But what IS that page, you ask? You'll find out soon enough!
May 00 - WHY ARE SPORKS IN THE LEAD?!?!?! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I DEMAND A RECOUNT! I DEMAND EVERYONE TO VOTE FOR SPOONS! Uh, anyway, I did NOTHING to the website this month. Muhahahaha!! NOTHING AT ALL!! Uh, maybe I'll add/update something NEXT month?
June 00 - I have updated that mysterious webpage ONCE AGAIN! I know that some of you out there are just dying to know what that page is...uh...well...JUST WAIT A WHILE LONGER? Also updated is the Annoying Names list. Uh, lists, that is. Muhahahaha! You see, I have decided to separate the names into three different sections, thus making them each a separate list? Argh, I sound confusing. &*$ JUST GO THERE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN?
June 00 - Muhahahahaha! I have finally created a new page! It is the "Ask Darkie" page! Aren't I just so generous? You can find this page in the main page of this website (because I'm too lazy to post a link here)! Now, I know some of you are thinking, asking yourselves if this new page is the notorious "secret page" that I've been updating for months! To answer your question: uh, no comment? Well, until next month anyway!
June 00 - I have decided to move give the quizlet/poll its own page! Why, you ask? Well, because the fact that two pop-ups are just so &*^$ annoying! Also, uh, I have just realized that this website has been up for 2 years! Now if only I can make it stop looking so damn crappy...
June 00 - Urgh, this is the 4th update already. WHY AM I UPDATING SO MUCH IN JUNE?!?! Anyway, uh, I've added more "Ask Darkie" questions? Go ahead and enjoy my brilliant advice?
July 00 - Muhahahaha! HAPPY 4TH OF JULY TO YOU! No, wait a minute....that was yesterday. Uh..HAPPY 5TH OF JULY, THEN! Anyway, I'll have a new page up in a few days/weeks/months/years. But what page is that, you ask? Is it the mysterious page?? Of course not! It's gonna be a "Darkie's Thought Of The Day" page! Anyway, uh, I plan to have the page up sometime this week, and I plan to update it once a day/week/month/year.....even if the title reads "Darkie's Thought Of The Day". Errm...I think I'll go now.
October 00 - Uhhh ... I have just realized that I didn't update for 2 whole months!!! OoOo I'm so proud of myself! Heh, anyway, uhh ... I updated the "Darkie's Thought Of The Day" thing. So go and enjoy my words of wisdom, you beautiful sponge you!
November 00 - Muhahahahaha! Uh, I updated the "Darkie's Thought Of The Day" page with more of my wisdom! And some other stuff that I don't really remember! So go and have a look, you Webster's Dictionary you!
January 01 - Happy 2001! Muhahahaha! Err ... once again, I didn't update in two months. Neat! Anywho, I'm gonna go and update the "Darkie's Thought Of The Day" page and probably the "Ask Darkie" page. Probably.
January 01 - Updated the annoying names list. Lots of names were shruffled around. Err, I think that's it for this month's update.
March 01 - Updated the "Darkie's Thought Of The Day" page. Uh, it seems I have this nasty habit of not updating for two months, disappears for a while, then reappearing with little or no updates. God, I love myself. >:D
October 01 - Updated the "Annoying Names List". I added some names, took out some, and moved even more. I've also updated the "About Me" page. Oh yah, and my habit of disappearing for months continues! I hope y'all know what that means. What, you don't? Arrgh ... that means my next update will be in December or later! Muhahahahahaha! But then again I might just update again tomorrow just to spite you all! So muhahahahaha! >:P
October 01 - Part 1 - 10/11, 10:30am: I've come to believe that Lummy is much more evil than I had thought at first. First, she hacked the site by registering its user name as ... &*^&^$ ... instead of the fabulous "dark_god" nick that I selected a year ago. Second, SHE TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE FACT THAT I WAKE UP LATER THAN HER BY TAKING THE FINAL SCOOP OF COFFEE MIX!! LUM, YOU EVIL CREATURE FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL!! NOW I MUST MAKE DO WITH MILK!! MILK, DAMN IT!! *(&$*&@*$*@^$
October 01 - Part 2 - 10/11, 7:35pm: As if that wasn't bad enough, it seems that for some unknown reason, TheGlobe NO LONGER SUPPORTS MEMBER PAGES!! *^$* DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!? That means the Neglish site is now GONE, GONE GONE!! &*^&*$^$ DAMN YOU, GLOBEY!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!! Bah. Anywho, I still have the Neglish words list somewhere on one of mah computahs, so as soon as I dig that up, I'll start a new Neglish page on this site. But for now, we shall mourn the temporary loss of THE GREATEST LANGUAGE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WEB by leaving the link to the old page. Feh! Rest in peace.
October 01 - Part 3 - 10/11, 1:08am: I CAN'T FIND THE LIST OF NEGLISH WORDS, FOR SOME REASON. ARGH, EVIL! PURPEEEEL! DEAREST CO-CREATOR OF NEGLISH! IF YOU ARE READING THIS AND SOMEHOW HAVE THE LIST OF WORDS, YOU MUST CONTACT ME! GO ON ICQ OR EMAIL ME! Now I must go and continue my search for the list!
October 01 - Yes!! I've found the list of Neglish words!! Yaahhh!! ... but I'm feeling quite lazy right now, so I'll make the Neglish page later. Maybe tomorrow? Muahahahahahaha!!
October 01 - I've done it!! Now everyone must worship the ground I walk on!! The brand spanking new Neglish page is completed and available for all to read!! So go and read!!
May 03 - Holy hell... I haven't updated this site in 2 and a half years?! DAMN. Anyway, uh, I haven't updated a damn thing. This is not even an official update; I only came back to show y'all that I'm still alive. Yes, you can start the celebration now.
September 03 - Yes, I'm still alive. And no, this is not an update. I'm just here to make sure that my page won't get deleted. WHICH IT ALMOST DID! You see, the damn account linked to this page was set into inactive mode after not being logged for 4 months, and as a result, this page was apparently tucked away. But alas, I have brought it back from the pit of nothingness! And, perhaps, this might even be a wake-up call for me to update it! But we'll see about that! Time will tell! I'll be back in 5 years.
May 04 - Part 1 - 5/18, 1:25pm: Boredom overwhelms me, so I'm going to actually update something else other than this page. Also because this site was deactivated again, damn it. I'll be back when I'm finished with the updates.
May 04 - Part 2 - 5/18, 1:38pm: OK. I've updated this page (obviously), "Darkie's Thought of The Day!", and "Ask Darkie!". I'll be back next year.
July 05 - 7/18: Uhm, yah, wow. I just found out that my guestbook is dead, even though I suspect it must've been down for at least 2 years now. That &*$^ sucks ass.
Jan 06 - 1/12: Whoa. It's been a while since I've actually seen anyone from the old chat days still active and kickin' (perhaps other than hootchi, whose site is occasionally updated :D). Hrm, even #Titans on ChatRock seems to have died. I'm feeling nostalgic now. Anyone still around? Heh. Drop me a line. WE MUST REVIVE THE OLD TIMES! Or something.
One final thing: ALL MUST FOLLOW THE NEW CHATROOM LANGUAGE OF THE MILLENIUM!! THE GREAT NEGLISH��!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU MAY START LEARNING BY VISITING THE NEGLISH�� WEBSITE!!!
OoOoOoOoOoOo!! This page seem so confusing and rather pointless, eh? Of course it does. That's how I designed it to be?
Yeah, yeah, get out if you wish.
