To be a Classics person, one must fit the following critera: Advanced knowledge of Latin as well as Ancient Greek. Understanding of the literature and histories of Ancient Rome and Greece...and the most important of all...one must be the World's Biggest Pervert!!!!
So, you get 50 Classics people together for a party, and it'll quickly become...infamous!
Well, it wasn't so infamous...but add a house full of college students...and lots of Ouzo, and you have the makings of a good party!
Love
Scroll
Minos
The Myth of Minos...
The ancient Greek Myth of King Minos of Crete tells us that his
wife, Pasiphae [pas-SIF-a-ee] slept with the Cretan Bull. She then
produced the Minotaur.
"You know, a male-cow!"
Here, our illustrious Professor, who thinks that the King of Crete
would have donned that hat...demonstrates to the audience of Latin students
his disgust at his wife's actions...so he later pulls out an 8 inch kielbasa
from his pants and...well...you just had to be there!
Wig
Mania
So, later in the evening, Minos decides to lose the hat, and dawn the Love
Scrollafro wig...so he can't compete with a bull...but he would fit
right in with Kool and the Gang!
Here
are some drunken people holding each other up...Mrs. Minos here wasn't
with her bull for this photo...
So
I decided early in the evening to get Mrs. Minos all liquored up on Ouzo...I
would think it'd be easier on the bull that way...
