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You would have thought that, being an international sex-god would mean that I would get lots of good comments and contacts. But no, my mailbag is full of trash....no matter what I am. So I decided to kick back by making this crappy e-mail site. Each month, all the crappiest e-mails I receive will be displayed for public humiliation. This shall teach them...BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

On with the e-mail then....

I just saw your webpage. I thought it was sick, twisted and humiliating. What you do is degrading to all the women in the world. I believe that pages like yours should be forever banned from the net. I normally don’t surf the internet, but I saw a friend of mine watching your page and I was curious to see what was in it. I was disgusted. Please remove your page immediatelly.

Maria Poricou, University of Essex

There’s nothing worse than a crap human that needs to be force-fed two buckets of ex-lax, before having his/her bum-chicks stiched together. Get a life lady, and surf the net a bit to discover that you don’t know anything. There are pedo-philes, perverts and scum much worse than me on the net, far more "degrading to women". I just show off a bit and boast, what’s your problem?. Now I have to go, I am overdue to planet earth....

My name is "Powerful Pete". I live in Edinburgh, and I am a superhero. I can not be hurt by you. Anything you do or say will be sucked by me and used against you. The good news is that I am willing to form an alliegance with you, and join your webpage.

"Powerfull Pete", Edinburgh

Hey Peteyo...How about I come to Edinburgh with a baseball bat, have you bent over and watch you try to suck that in?

I normally don’t see personal web-sites, but I was kind of curious to see what a person who calls himself "Greek_Lover". I really liked the graphics and the quotes, even though some of them were really sick. I don’t think your page was THAT good though. You boast to much, you talk to much and you think you are hot-stuff (by the way, I don’t think you REALLY met the Spice Girls). The Photo Gallery was nice though. You need to work a little bit more.

Roman M Barrow, Glasgow

Errr....whatever you say Moran, I mean Namro....Oh well, let’s just say I don’t give a fart for your opinion Julius Ceasar.

I thought your page was sick and perverted. It’s really a pity, because I can see the programmer really knows his stuff. What a waste of talent, for a mindless piece of garbage.

Michael J Polan, Iceland

 

Glad you saw the webpage Mickey, see ya around....

Are you gay?

John S Steel, America

Why....do you fancy me or something?

There you have it folks, the crappiest e-mails anyone could get for his web-page. At least I had to answer them, not live them, like the poor guys that wasted valuable time doing an e-mail, and sending it to me. If you want to send me e-mail, do so, but don't send me crap, if you don't want to suffer like THOSE guys....

 

See ya.....

 

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