Brian is practically
the lead singer or the part-hogger of the group and he's so perfect that
sometimes you wonder if he and his Keebler Elf face and melting blue eyes
are for real. They apparently are. he tries to garner sympathy
with that congenital heart defect that radio hosts use as BSB Trivia and
no doubt, it's worked. Just check out that Brian Littrell Foundation
(or something along those lines). Gospel Boy's also got some other
condition that causes him to wave or say "Hello" very spontaneously and
he loves pulling fish faces. Rumor has it that he used to be a really
short fish with gorgeous cheekbones in his previous life. The root
of his basketball obsession hasn't yet been found though but he does drag
around a basketball like his life depended on it. Call him B-Rok
'cause he'll "be rocking your house", not Gary Barlow. Oh yeah, he
used to make some mean hushpuppies too.
Part hogger #2 is
Nick. Or Nick-ay, as he probably loves calling himself in his ghetto-Ebonic
way. And all he has to do is give his crooked little smile before
zillions of teenyboppers coming swarming.... and then he escapes with his
bodyguard, Randy. Ironic, ain't it? He may be the youngest
but he's the tallest at 6'2" and got the most fans, probably making all
the other Boys jealous as hell. Plus, the baggy clothes he wear...
you could fit him and all his 5 sibs in there! He still can't seem
to figure out which way to wear that cool Kangol hat of his. So far,
he's only got it one way - wrong. Brian and Nick are thistight and
they mention is about 6368 times per interview that they, as Frick and
Frack respectively, are each others' best friends on the road. Don't
worry, guys, we won't forget that! It's either Brian being his best
friend or his Nintendo. The poor boy has an affair with that electronic
thing, that probably sits on top of his Ebonics dictionary that should
be burned, or at least hidden for an eternity.
This funkmeister
goes through hair color changes an anerage of every 4.629 days. So
far, he's been a blond, a redhead, a bluehead (Papa Smurf), had yankable
dreads, and a fro that gave him some height to his 5'10" frame. He's
the bad boy who's 3rd in line in terms of singing parts and he's just about
the only one in the group who can pull off the rapping parts without sounding
like a complete dufus (or "dufo"). No one can understand how he can
live off Micky D's and still keep sooooo thin. Which explains his
nickname : Bone. It's either that or the fact that he likes fast
women. He played Dopey in Snow White and the Seven Dwarves when he
was 7. Actually, he hasn't changed much since then. He's still
kinda a dwarf compared to Nick and Kevin and he's kinda a klutz.
They sure love stealing
parts and solos from poor Kevvy Kev and as big and old as he is, why does
he let 'em?! Maybe he could try scaring them away with those eyebrows
he probably mows weekly. It takes him about that long to complete
a full sentence in his cute Kentucky accent, at the rate he t-a-l-k-s.
He acts like the big daddy in the group and
Howie's got gorgeous Latin looks but when it comes to those brown eyes, the right eye's perfectly normal and the left eye's suffering from a serious nervous twitch that causes him to wink with every word outta his mouth, including the 37543 "stuff like that"'s per sentence. It's either that or he can't get his right eye to blink along with the left. There's also something about his long noodle-like hair that could be mistaken for Ramen cup-o'-noodles. At least he doesn't have those Jheri curls anymore! Thank god for his 6-pack otherwise uncool is a word that would be associated with Howie A LOT!