Excuses From Parents

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please
execute him.

Please excuse Pedro from being absent yeaterday. He had diahre...dyrea... direa... the shits.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Dear School: Please ekscuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yeasterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

Carlos was absent yeasterday because he was playing football. he was hurt in the growing part.

Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered be very
close veins.

Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

Please excues Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Please excuse Tommy from being absent yeasterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

Irving was absent yeasterday because he missed his bust.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

I kept Billis home because she had to go Chritmas shopping Because I don't know what size she wear.

Please excues jennifer for missing school yeasterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought if was Sunday.

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

My dayghter was absent yeasterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yeasterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

Please excues Mary for being absent yeasterday. She was in bed with gramps.

Gloria was absent yeasterdya as she had a gangover.

Please excuse Burma, she was sick and under the doctor.

Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore thoat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick. fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't  the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.