The Difference In the Way AJ and Kevin Speak


AJ Says: "No fucking way!"
Kevin Says: "I'm certain that's not feasible."
 

AJ Says: "You've got to be shitting me."
Kevin Says: "Really?"
 

AJ Says: "Tell someone who gives a fuck."
Kevin Says: "Perhaps you should check with..."

AJ Says: "Ask me if I give a fuck."
Kevin Says: "Of course I'm concerned."
 

AJ Says: "It's not my fucking problem." (you care about your job, don't you AJ?)
Kevin Says: "I wasn't involved with that project."
 

AJ Says: "What the fuck?"
Kevin Says: "Interesting."
 

AJ Says: "Fuck it, it won't work."
Kevin Says: "I'm not sure I can implement this." (implement what???)
 

AJ Says: "Why the fuck didn't you tell me that sooner?"
Kevin Says: "I'll try to schedule that." (yeah you do that 'Mr. Businesshead')
 

AJ Says: "Who the fuck cares?"
Kevin Says: "Are you sure this is a problem?"
 

AJ Says: "He's got his head up his ass."
Kevin Says: "He's not familiar with the problem."
 

AJ Says: "Eat shit!"
Kevin Says: "You don't say."
 

AJ Says: "Eat shit and die."
Kevin Says: "Excuse me?"
 

AJ Says: "Eat shit and die motherfucker."
Kevin Says: "Excuse me sir?"
 

AJ Says: "What the fuck do they want from my life?" (oh AJ! is that the way to talk to your adoring fans?)
Kevin Says: "They weren't happy with it?"
 

AJ Says: "Kiss my ass."
Kevin Says: "So you'd like my help with it?"
 

AJ Says: "Shove it up your ass."
Kevin Says: "I love a 'challenge'."
 

AJ Says: "Who the hell died and made you the boss?" (I assume he'd be talking to Brian)
Kevin Says: "You want me to take care of this?" (okay, what a wuss!)
 

AJ Says: "Blow me."
Kevin Says: "I see."
 

AJ Says: "Blow yourself."
Kevin Says: "Do you see?"
 

AJ Says: "Another fucking meeting?" (I see how ecstatic you are to see your fans)
Kevin Says: "Yes, we really should discuss this."
 

AJ Says: "I really don't give a shit." (oh really?)
Kevin Says: "I don't think it will be a problem." (you're such a wuss Kevin!)
 

AJ Says: "You don't know what the fuck you're doing." (you don't have to get mad AJ, it's just rehearsal!)
Kevin Says: "I think you could have used a little more training." (that's a nicer way to put it Kevin)
 

AJ Says: "This place is all fucked up." (then don't fuckin' perform them damnit!!)
Kevin Says: "This place is a little disorganized." (Kevin, don't lie)