Quotable Quotes

 

                This page has a lot of the Quotes that I find in some way inspiring or just fun.


                    The one thing worse than a quitter, is the person who is afraid to begin.
                                                                                                            Unknown

                  Any time you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had help
                                                                                                         Alex Haley

                  "If you can't take it with you, use it before go."   Anonymous

                  There are three things to remember when teaching: know your stuff
                  Know whom you are stuffing, and stuff them elegantly.
                                                                                                 Unknown

                   "Guilt is a gift that keeps on giving."    Erma  Bombeck
 
                   "The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they
                     were wrong."       Wilson Mizner

                    "Every man has one thing he can do better than anyone else -
                     and usually it's reading his own handwriting."      G. Norman Collie

                      "The purpose of education is to replace an empty mind with an open one"
                                                                                                       Malcom Forbes

                                 Angles can fly because they take themsleves lightly.
                                                                                  G.K.Chesterton
 
                                 Happy is the house that shelters a friend.
                                                                             Ralph Wadlo Emerson

                           Confusious say...Man that rides on dolphin does it on porpoise.
                                                                                      Bengal Tiger

                               When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum.
                                                                              Unknown

                      "We are apt to forget that children watch examples better than they listen
                       to preaching."                                                                 Roy L. Smith

                      "Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.      Arnold H. Glasow

                       May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
                                                                                                  George Carlin

                       I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
                                                                                                Zsa Zsa Gabor

                      She didn't know it couldn't be done so she went ahead and did it.
                                                                                                 Mary's Almanac

                                                     It's not easy being green
                                                                     Kermit the Frog

                      If you keep doing what you've always done, you'll always get what
                      you've always gotten!                                               Unknown

 
                     I'm trying very hard to understand this generation.
                     They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing
                     so that menopause and teaching a sixteen-year-old
                     to drive will occur in th same week.
                                                                              Erma Bombeck

 
                    Is  fuel effciency really what we need most desperately?
                    I say what we really need is a car that can be shot
                    when it breaks down.
                                                                              Russell Baker

                    Heath nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
                    lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
                                                                                 Redd Foxx

 

                     The problem with most women is that they get all excited
                     about nothing and then marry him.
                                                                                    Cher (1946- )

                        A successful man is one who can make
                        more money than his wife can spend.
                        A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
                                                                                             Lana Turner (1920- )
 

                      An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can
                      have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
                                                                                            Agatha Christie (1891-1975)
 



                                                         

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