This page has a lot of the Quotes that I find in some way inspiring or
just fun.
The one thing worse than a quitter, is the person who is afraid to begin.
Unknown
Any time you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had help
Alex Haley
"If you can't take it with you, use it before go." Anonymous
There are three things to remember when teaching: know your stuff
Know whom you are stuffing, and stuff them elegantly.
Unknown
"Guilt is a gift that keeps on giving." Erma Bombeck
"The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they
were wrong." Wilson Mizner
"Every man has one thing he can do better than anyone else -
and usually it's reading his own handwriting."
G. Norman Collie
"The purpose of education is to replace an empty mind with an open one"
Malcom Forbes
Angles can fly because they take themsleves lightly.
G.K.Chesterton
Happy is the house that shelters a friend.
Ralph Wadlo Emerson
Confusious say...Man that rides on dolphin does it on porpoise.
Bengal Tiger
When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum.
Unknown
"We are apt to forget that children watch examples better than they listen
to preaching."
Roy L. Smith
"Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. Arnold H. Glasow
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
George Carlin
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
She didn't know it couldn't be done so she went ahead and did it.
Mary's Almanac
It's not easy being green
Kermit the Frog
If you keep doing what you've always done, you'll always get what
you've always gotten!
Unknown
I'm trying very hard to understand this generation.
They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing
so that menopause and teaching a sixteen-year-old
to drive will occur in th same week.
Erma Bombeck
Is fuel effciency really what we need most desperately?
I say what we really need is a car that can be shot
when it breaks down.
Russell Baker
Heath nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Redd Foxx
The problem with most women is that they get all excited
about nothing and then marry him.
Cher (1946- )
A successful man is one who can make
more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner (1920- )
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can
have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie (1891-1975)
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