The Bobbit Story
There's a Spanish woman whom I really dread,
She'd always scream, when I threw her on the bed.
I'd stick it to her, and make her yell,
She'd say to me, "your going straight to hell.
Her blood is what I long to see,
From her ass a specialty to me.
Then one day, she cut "IT" off with a knife,
And Hollered "I'm no longer your trusty lil wife."
"Leave me alone, and start singing the blues,"
"Cuz now ole boy, I'm going to sue."
"I'm going to win, you wait and see,"
"And no more pussy for you from me!"
OH my gosh, what do I have here?
The same yucky penis that was stuck in my rear.
Run down the stairs with it still in my hand,
And throw it out the window of this moving van.
Next, call the cops, and tell'em my story,
Of the day of revenge, and my day of glory.
I then went to court and stated my plea,
"Stop the abuse judge, He's hurting me."
So he did and here I am...
With another man's penis in my hand!!!
6/13/94
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