It was very ponderous!
Before I knew it, I was on a underground operating table somewhere. My doctors were these big Stegosaurus dinosaurs. They were mumbling some kind of language I couldn't understand. They were replacing all my bones with dog bones. I remember feeling no pain, but I was very scared and confused.
It was very ponderous!
Next thing I know, I am swimming across the Ohio river trying to keep away from the killer sharks, who are after me. Their long sharp teeth made a funny clicking noise. I get to the other side of the river and Vanna White is there asking me to pick a letter. I pick the letter z. She tells me there is no z, and that I must swim back to the other side. Over and over again I pick the wrong letter, and escape the shark bites.
I'm telling ya it was ponderous!
Talk about weird, now it is my first day at my new high school. I can't seem to find my locker. I ask for directions and they send me across a railroad track, into some musty old basement. I get to the basement which looks and smells like an old locker room. My locker is the only one down there and I don't know my locker combination. I scream for help but my no one hears me but my haunting echoes. I hear the school bell ringing. RING, RING, RING.....
(I wake up and rub my eyes.)
How ponderous. It was only a dream!
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