IF YOU ARE UNHAPPY...

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Once upon a time there was a nonconforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.

However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell, to earth into a barnyard, almost frozen.

A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end of the world but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, and able to breath, he started to sing.

Just then a cat came by and hearing the chirping, began to investigate the sound. The cat cleared away the manure found the chirping bird and promptly ate him.

The Moral of the story :
1)Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2)Everyone who gets you out of a shitty mess is not necessarily your friend.
3)And if you're warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.

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