If A Woman Woke Up And Had A Penis

1) I would write my name in the snow.

2) I would go into my boss' office and lay it on his desk and say "where is my raise?

3) I would find my ex-boyfriend, go to bed with him & tell him to roll over & try something new.

4) I would want a big one and show it off to everyone.

5) I could grab myself in public and not be embarrassed.

6) I would not lift the lid on the toilet seat while peeing.

7) I would measure it both ways.

8) I would Pee off of a tall building.

9) I would get racked to see if it really hurts.

10) I would speed to the hospital and have it surgically removed.

11) I would see what a woman felt like on the other end.

12) I would love him, and squeeze him, and play with it all day.

13) I would Demonstrate to my husband and my two sons that it is possible to hit the water and not pee all over everything.

14) I would pin my husband down and slap him in the face with it.

15) I would play with it and then make him roll over into the wet spot.

16) I would go to an adult store and try out all kinds of stimulants to see what was the best.

17) I would stand up and jump up and down and watch it swing all around.

18) See how many donuts I could carry with it.

19) I would check out my boyfriends gag reflexes.
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