If A Woman Woke Up And Had A Penis
1) I would write my name in the snow.
2)
I would go into my boss' office and lay it on his desk
and say "where is my raise?
3) I would find my ex-boyfriend, go to bed with him & tell
him to roll over & try something new.
4) I would want a big one and show it off to everyone.
5) I could grab myself in public and not be embarrassed.
6) I would not lift the lid on the toilet seat while
peeing.
7) I would measure it both ways.
8) I would Pee off of a tall building.
9) I would get racked to see if it really hurts.
10) I would speed to the hospital and have it surgically
removed.
11) I would see what a woman felt like on the other end.
12) I would love him, and squeeze him, and play with it all
day.
13) I would Demonstrate to my husband and my two sons that it is
possible to hit the water and not pee all over everything.
14) I would pin my husband down and slap him in the face with it.
15) I would play with it and then make him roll over into
the wet spot.
16) I would go to an adult store and try out all kinds of stimulants
to see what was the best.
17) I would stand up and jump up and down and watch it swing all
around.
18) See how many donuts I could carry with it.
19) I would check out my boyfriends gag reflexes.
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