Famous Pick Up Lines
1. "That dress would look great on the floor, next to my bed."
2. "Do you want to see something swell?"
3. "Hey babe...do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?"
4. "Drop 'em!"
5. "What do you like for breakfast?"
6. "Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?"
7. "Wanna fuck like bunnies?"
8. "Say, did we go to different schools together?"
9. "Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the
first thing that pops up?"
10. (I had a friend who use to hand out phone cards that said)
"Smile if you want to sleep with me."
11. "Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?"
12. "Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"
13. "Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?"
14. "Hey baby, let's go make some babies."
15. (At the office copy machine) "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"
16. "Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?"
17. "I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!"
18. "Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?"
19. "Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley?"
20. (Motion with your finger for a girl to come over.
When she gets there say) "I knew if I fingered you long enough you
would cum."
21. "Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck?"
"HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?"
22. (A women asks), "Excuse me, do you have the time?"
(You) "Do you have the energy?"
23. "Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?"
24. "Say mother, want another?" (if she has kids)
25. "Bond. James Bond."
26. "Do you spit or swallow?"
27. "You look like the type of girl that has heard ever line in the book.
So what's one more?"
28. "Your place or mine?"
29. "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
30. "You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand."
31. "Would you like to have morning coffee with me?"
32. "Your face or MINE!?"
33. "Are you ready to go home yet?"
34. "If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
35. (When she asks, for a match.)
"How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs?"
36. "Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?"
37. "I love you. I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out."
38. "Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist."
39. "Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh."
40. "I wanna floss with your pubic hair."
41. "I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?"
42. "I'd look good on you."
43. "Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?"
44. "I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I have more of something else."
45. "I would kill or die to make love to you."
46. "Sex is a killer...want to die happy?"
47. "I love every bone in your body - especially mine."
48. "Hi, I make more money than you can spend."
49. "HI! Can I buy you a car?"
50. "NOW, BITCH!"
51. "Fancy a fuck?"
52. "My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it."
53. "Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?"
54. "I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?"
55. "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?"
56. "I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?"
56. "Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky
and put them in your eyes."
57. (Look at the tag in her shirt and say)
"I want to see if you were really made in heaven."
58. "Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your
clothes on?"
59. "You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?"
60. "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Have you ever had your belly-button licked?...(Yes)...From the inside?"
61. "Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind
all night."
62. "If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you
let me spend some time up between the holidays?"
63. "Hi, how are you?"
64. "Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself
in your pants."
65. "Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree."
66. "Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?"
67. "I am a magical being, take off your bra."
68. "Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?"
69. "Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?"
(No.) "Do you wanna go upstairs and talk?"
70. (Hold out two fingers and say)
"Why should a women masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't
know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."
71. "Can I borrow a quarter?" (what for?) "I want to call my mom and tell her I met the (GUY or GIRL) of my dreams."
72. "Is it hot in here or is it just you?"
73. "Baby, If I could arrange the alphabet, I would put I with U."
74. "I lost my phone number can I have yours?"
75. "I hope you know CPR cause you took my breath away?"
76. "All those curves, and me with no breaks."
77. "Can I have directions?" (To where) "Your heart."
78. "I lost my Teddy Bear will you sleep with me?"
79. "Say thats a nice outfit. Can I talk you out of it?"
80. "That shirt is becoming of you. If I were on you I'd becoming too."
81. Would you be my lunch buffet? so I can lay you out on a table and take all I want?"
82. "The word of the day is legs. So lets spread the word."
83. "Hi My name is (your name) Thats so you know what to scream during sex."
84. "Will you kiss me before I die? (are you dieing soon?) "Yes If you don't kiss me."
85. "Are you aware heaven is looking for you? They are missing an angel."
86. "Your the forbidden fruit I never should have tasted."
87. "You must be a jazz man. Your making me Horny."
88. "Your name must be honey, cuz your so sweet."
89. "You must be a dairy farmer, cuz you make me cream."
90. "You must be a electrician, you turn me on."
100. "I'm feeling a little overdressed, wanna get naked?"
101. "Can I have directions?" (to where) "Your heart, cuz I keep getting lost in your eyes."
102. "You don't like me do you? Well, You know what they say, Opposites attract!"
103. "Hey why did you trip me?" (I didn't) "Then how come I feel in love when you walked by?"
104. (Where have you been all my life) "What life?"
105. "Do you have a boyfriend?" "If I said yes, would you leave me alone?"
106. "You must have been born in a forest, cuz your a fox!"
107. "Does your watch have a second hand? I want you to tell me how long it took for me to fall in love with you."
108. "With that body, I hope you hae a license to kill!"
109. "Hello my name is (your name) but you can call me tonight."
110. "Didn't I see you in Cosmo?"
111. "The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue."
112. "Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?"
113. "Are you single? (yes) "Not anymore."
114. (Looking under the tables) "Excuse me, I think I dropped my Congressional Medal of Honor around here somewhere."
115. "You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear."
116. "I hope you know CPR,' cuz you take my breath away."
117. "You are my queen of hearts that I will forever hold in my hand...even after the game is over."
118. "If I had 11 roses and you, I would have a dozen."
119. "Your daddy must work in a juice factory, cuz you so very fine."
120. "I have a reason to believe you're carrying an illegal weapon." (why?) "Because your ass is lethal."
121. "You remind me of bacon, the way you sizzle"
122. "Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?"
123. "If you were a burger at Mcdonalds, I'd call you McBeautyfull."
124. (Haven't we met before?) "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
125. (So, wanna go back to my place?) "Well, I don't know, Will two people fit under a rock?"
126. "Want to dance?" (No, thank you) "Don't thank me, thank God someone asked you!"
127. (So, what do you do for a living?) "Female impersonator"
128. (Hey baby, where have you been all my life?) "Fot the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet."
129. "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
130. "Are you religious? Cuz I'm the answer to all your prayers!"
131. "You know the more I drink the prettier you get!"
132. "Is there an airport nearby, or is it just my heart taken off?"
133. "My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off your blouse in public."
134. "Do you have a library card? Cuz, I want to check you out!"
135. "Hey baby, do you want to go behind that rock and get a little boulder?"
136. "Your dad must be a drug dealer, cuz your dope!"
137. "Excuse me miss is your dress felt? Would you like it to be?"
138. "Can I see your tan lines?
139. "You know, beauty is only a light switch away."
140. "Do you hae a map? cuz I got lost in your eyes."
141. "Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a bisquit!"
142. "If you were a booger I'd pick you first."
143. "Would you like to dance? (no) "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me. I said, You look fat in those pants."
144. "Hi. CanI buy you several drinks?"
145. "If I followed you home, would you keep me?"
146. "You're as sweet as Hershey's chocolate, and speaking of Hersheys how about a kiss?"
147. "Your Dad must be a baker, 'cuz you've got nice buns."
148. "I think I am dying." (WHY) "Cuz I'm looking at heaven."
149. "Do you work at Kentucky Fried Chicken? (WHY) "Cuz you're finger lickin' good."
150. "Lets add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and mulitply."
151. "Is your father a mechanic? Because you have such a finely tuned body!"
152. "Darlin,' I'd walk three miles over broken glass in bare feet to kiss the ass of the dog that pissed on the hubcap of the truck that took your panties to the cleaners!"
153. "You don't have to worry about what clothes to wear when you're with me. You'd look best just wearing the smile on your face."
154. "Your lips are like wine and tonight I want to get drunk."
155. "I know how to please a woman." "Then please leave me alone."
156. "Hey, baby, whats your sign? "Do Not enter."
157. "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
160. "If I follow you around like a lost puppy would you take me home?"
161. "Did you know your body is 80 percent water, and I'm thirsty."
162. "You know, my vasectomy required 37 stitches..."
163. "Your name must be Daisy, Cuz I have the incredible urge to plant you right here."
164. "Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be."
165. "Can I buy you a drink? Or do you want the money?"
166. "I may not be Fred Flintstone, But I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
167. "I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
168. "I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it."
169. "If you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, you would be McGorgeous."
170. "I'm a bird watcher & I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?"
171. "Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long."
172. "If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon."
173. "If you were a car, I would wax you and ride you all over town."
174. "Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?"
175. "You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."
176. "You be a tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala."
177. "I can't find my puppy, can you helpm me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room."
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