Neil Armstrong Story

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When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" statement, but followed it with several remarks, usual com traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark, "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky." Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking it was discovered there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.
July 5, 1995, in Tampa Bay, FL, while Armstrong was answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26-year-old question. This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had finally died, so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question. When he was a kid, Armstrong was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit a fly ball that landed outside his neighbor's bedroom window. His neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sex! You want oral sex? You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon."

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