West Virginia Jokes

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Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar West Virginia State Lottery?
The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.

What do a Divorce in West Virginia, a Tornado in Kansas and a Hurricane in Florida have in common?
Somebody's fixin' to lose them a house trailer.

Why do folks from West Virginia go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
17 and under not admitted.

What do you get when you have 32 West Virginians in the same room?
A full set of teeth.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.

Did you hear that the governor's mansion in West Virginia burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.

A new law was recently passed in West Virginia: when a couple gets a divorce, they're still brother and sister.

Two West Viginians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says,
"Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guess how many there are, can I have one?"
"I'll give you both of them."
"OK. Ummmmm......, five?"

A West Virginian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted,
"Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"
"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
"Don't you still have those big red trucks?"

The West Viginian and his gal were embracing passionately in the front seat of the car.
"Want to go in the back seat?" she asked.
"Nope," he replied.
A few minutes later she asked, "Now do you want to get in the back seat?"
"Nope," he said again, "I wanna stay here in the front seat with you."

A West Virginian hitchhiker was picked up by a guy in a big Lincoln Continental. The West Virginian noticed a bunch of golf tees on the front seat and asked, "What are those things for?"
The driver said, "They're to hold my balls while I drive."
"Boy," exclaimed the West Virginian, "these Lincoln Continentals sure have everything, don't they?"

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