Shit, A Powerful Word
Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can communicate with it. Shit may just be the most powerful
word in the English language.
[Image] Consider: You can be shit faced, be shit out of
luck, or have shit for brains. With a little
effort you can get your shit together, find a
place for your shit or decide to shit or get off
the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit,
lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others
to eat shit and die.
You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just
shit your life away. People can be shit headed,
shit brained, shit blinded, and shit over. Some
people know their shit while others can't tell the
difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits,
and sweet shits. There is bull shit, dog shit, cat
shit, bird shit, whale shit, rat shit, and horse
shit. There is tough shit, hard shit, soft shit,
slimy shit, rough shit, limp shit. You can shit a
blue streak, shit bricks, shit pink twinkies, shit
marbles, or shit your guts out.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or
duck when the shit hits the fan. You can take a
shit, give a shit, keep shit or serve shit on a
shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit, or be
happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are
hotter than shit, and some days are just plane
shitty. There is funny shit and sad shit, bad shit
and good shit. Some shit doesn't stink while other
things really smell like shit.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like
shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can be faster than shit or you can be slower
than shit. Sometimes you'll find shit on a stick,
sometimes you'll find shit everywhere, and then
there are times when you can't find shit at all.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the
right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit in a bucket, put shit in a
barrel, have a pile of shit, have a mountain of
shit, have a river of shit, or find yourself up
shit creek without a paddle. You can slice shit,
spread shit, dunk shit or jump shit, and some
people just can't cut the shit.
There is fun shit and dull shit, silly shit and
serious shit. Sometimes you really need this shit
and sometimes you don't want any shit at all. You
can stir shit, kick shit or stick your ass out the
window and shit on the world. Sometimes everything
you touch turns to shit and other times you swim
in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a
rose.
Shit! When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of creation. This
means the universe did not begin with a BIG BANG
but rather with a BIG DUMP. Keep that in mind the
next time you flush the toilet. And remember, once
you know your shit, you don't need to know
anything else!
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