Writings On The Wall
* The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
* Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
* If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can't take a dump
here. Your asshole is in Washington.
Men's room Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Washington
* Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Cambridge, Mass.
* No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of
putting up with her crap.
Men's room, Linda's Bar & Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina
* At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona
* It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bush, Wickenburg, Arizona
* If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
Revolution Books, New York, New York
* A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going
to
have trouble with it.
Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas
* Express Lane: Five beers or less.
Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ
* You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's room, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
* No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's room, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
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