The Greatest Actors Prayer

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Dear FELLOW ACTOR,

I OFFER YOU THE FOLLOWING ACTOR'S PRAYER:

"Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; the courage to change the things I cannot accept; and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. Oh, and also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the asses that I may have to kiss tomorrow."

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