Irish Bird Men
Two Irish men walk into a pet shop. Right away they go over to the bird section. Ger says to Pat "Dats dem". The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yea , we'll take four of dem dere birds in dat cage up dere" says Ger, "Put dem in a peerper bag". The clerk does and the two guys leave the shop.
They get into Ger's van and drive for two hours until they are high up in the hills and stop at the face of a cliff with a 500 foot drop.
"Dis look olike a good place, eh?" says Ger.
"Oh yea, dis look good" replies Pat. They flip a coin and Ger wins the toss.
"Hail fockin Mary, I guess I get to go first, eh boy?" says Ger.
He then takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Pat watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds followed by a "SPLAT".
As Pat looks over the cliff he shakes his head and says. "Fock dat, dis budgie jumping is too fockin dangerous for me !"
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