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Your Horoscope:

Stars show how your week will be: 5-Crazy 4-Groovy 3-Sweet 2-So-so 1-Horrible

Tip of the week

Aries: * * *

You will have to take someone aside and gently explain that a "briefcase" is not actually for undergarments.

Taurus: * * * *

Good time to ponder the parable of the itsy bitsy spider, and the futility of climbing up water spouts during spring weather. You'll be able to apply this lesson to one of your current relationships.

Gemini: * *

Someone will try to pass prawns off as shrimp, but you'll be far too clever for them. If anyone knows their crustaceans, it's you.

Cancer: *

You've heard that when economists use the word "nice", they're actually saying that something is homoscedastic and nonautoregressive.

Leo: * * * *

Beware of rodents.

Virgo: *

Good time to be happy-go-lucky! You'll find that works out a lot better than the sad-go-accident-prone you've been trying.

Libra: * * * *

Beware of short people.

Scorpio: * * * * *

You are coming down with a truly horrendous cold. The kind of cold that makes everyone else miserable, just by looking at you.

Sagittarius: *

You will discover a horror almost beyone imagining -- your home is inhabited by the ghost of an insurance salesman. Who you gonna call?

Capricorn: * * *

Your relatives may try to have you committed. Luckily, through a series of amusing misadventures, they will fail. You and your large invisible friend will simply shrug it off, of course, since it's not in your disposition to hold a grudge.

Aries: * * * * *

Not an especially good week to do anything involving contact cement. At least not if you have plans to go anywhere.

Pisces: *

You will have the eerie sensation that either you are going crazy or you are being watched by something indescribably evil. Luckily for you, you're in fine shape, mentally.

This months Birthday horoscope:

LEO (July 23 - August 22)

You will attempt to single-handedly bring the "Spaghetti Western" back from obscurity. Your first film will be "A Fistful of Noodles", in which an aging Clint Eastwood rides into town. This time, however, he will resolve the differences between the Baxters and the Rojos by inviting them all over for a nice pasta dinner. Rhubarb pie is the only antidote for your ailment. Trust me on this one. PISCES helps you get off to a good start.

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