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Know these Commandments When Thou Visiteth a Fast Food Restaurant's Drive-Thru:

I. Thou Shalt not go through Drive-Thru if thy Window does not Function.

II. Thou Shalt not Bring thy Dog thruugh Drive-Thru, unless that Dog is Tranquilized, or Mute.

III. Thou Shalt Know what Thy Wants are By the Time Thou gets to the Speaker.

IV. Thy Diesel Engine Shall be Turned Off Prior to Ordering, and at the Booths

V. Thou Shalt end all Cell Phone Calls at Time of Entry into Drive-Thru Line.

VI. Thou Shalt Wait thy Turn at the Speaker; and Thou Shalt not Speak until Spoken to.

VII. Only the Driver of the Vehicle may Order.

VIII. Thou Shalt Speak in a Loud and Clear Manner; Thou Shalt not Yell into the Speaker.

IX. Thou Shalt not Order Water through Drive-thru.

X. Thou Shalt not let thy Child Order, Unless Said Child can Follow Commandment VIII.

XI. Thou Shalt not Specify To Go.

XII. Thou Shalt Finish thy Order with the Words "That is All." Thou Shalt then Wait for the Total.

XIII. Thou Shalt Pay Attention to the Person(s) Serving thee.

XIV. Thou Shalt have Money.

XV. Thou Shalt have Enough Money.

XVI. Thou Shalt Attempt to have the Correct Change; If Thou dost not have the Correct Change, Thou Shalt Spend no More than Ten (10) Seconds Searching for it.

XVII. Thou Shalt have thy Money Ready upon Arrival at the Booth.

XVIII. Thou Shalt not Honk thy Horn, nor shalt thou Make any Remarks about Service Speed.

XIX. Thou Shalt get thy Food and Leave; Thou Shalt not Turn Around and Drive the Wrong Way.

XX. Thou Shalt "Have a Nice Day, and Come Again."

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