How To Satisfy Your Mate Everytime...

How To Satisfy A Woman Every Time

Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade,
compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke,
console, purr, hug, cuddle, spoon, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate,
nuzzle, smooch, toastminister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return,
beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, oblige,
fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax,
clothe, brag about, acquiesce, bow to, be satisfied with, comply, consent, aromate, fuse,
fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace,
accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb,
swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for,
die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, angelicize,
murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib,
salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor
of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip,
flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoodle, squeeze, moisturize,
humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken,
undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, puree, fluff, fold, blue-coral
wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship,
and then go back, Jack, and do it again.

How To Satisfy A Man Every Time

Show up naked.