Tyrone Miller has through time become the prototype playa through his breath-taking actions.  If you were among the lucky ones to witness his uncanny ability to win over the affections of ladies by just being nice to them, you would be awe-struck at this God-given gift.  Recently Mr. Miller e-mailed me a list of characteristics along with a description of what would define a "true playa".  Let's take a look at this, ...shall we?

    Wuzzup--I just thought that I would enlighten the world with my
 definition of who and what is a TRUE playa.
       To begin with, we all know that there are a lot of fake wannabees out
 there. A true playa is not interested in advancing his reputation by
 broadcasting it to the whole world. That's not to say that his elite status
 or identity is not known to anyone. In fact--to those around, it is quite
 obvious. If indeed the true playa is true to the game, he will not confirm
 any allegations or alledged encounters with the person in question. In
 fact, the true playa will vehemently deny and protest if forced to comment.
 If confronted with any stone-cold, undeniable EVIDENCE, the true playa will
 then pull out a reason or defense so innocent and eloquent that it would
 make Johnny Cochrane look like a freshman law student.
       The reason a true playa has so much trouble concealing his identity is
 plain and simple: He just LOVES fine women and women love him! He can't
 help it--it's a part of his nature.It is not just that he loves fine
 women--he is really more of a connoiseur, if you will.He really believes
 and lives by the words written in Philippians 4:8--"...whatsoever things
 are lovely...think on these things."  It causes all of the following to occur:
 
 >>Signs of a True Playa:
 >>
 >>The "eye"--ALWAYS on the lookout. It NEVER misses a pleasing sight.
 >>The squeals of delight uttered by nubile young women while in his presence
 >>The hugs...
 >>The possession of many various items--such as pictures, ticket stubs,
 phone messages, invitations, various special clothing articles (the formal
 name is "playa gear"), etc. that immediately bring up the following
 questions that begin   with--"Why?" "How?" "When?" "Who".
 >>
 >>Those are just a sampling of a never-ending list.(The reason it is a
 never-ending list is because a true playa is constantly adapting to his
 environment)
 >>
 >>With that being said, I will now list my top 10 Playas of All-time--while
 at Ambassador, starting from the least to the greastest. Before I begin--I
 must give out a life-time achievement award and honorable mention to the
 man I believe showed great resolve and strength during his stay at AU. That
 and only that keeps him off my All-time list. Because of his
 situation--having found the  "one" already, we can only speculate on how
 great he could have been.
 >>The Achievement award and Honoarable Mention goes to--Troy White
 
MR. MILLER, THE ONLY THING A HAVE LEFT TO SAY IS, WOW.  READING THIS GIVES ME A GLIMMER OF HOPE OF ATTRACTING A LADY'S EYE IN A POSITIVE WAY INSTEAD OF IN THE "WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT NEGRO DOING"-SENSE.  I WOULD LIKE TO END THIS BY SAYING, "I'M NOT WORTHY".