"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."
--A. Whitney
"The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words."
--From an article on the growth of federal regulations in the Oct. 24th issue of National Review
"There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?"
--Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate
"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance."
-- Oscar Wilde
"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes is the answer."
-- Swami X
"Dinosaurs eat man, Woman inherits the earth"
-- Laura Dern, "Jurassic Park" (1993)
"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."
~ Calvin and Hobbes (Bill Watterson)
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
~Jeff Valdez
"I'm so happy 'cause today I found my friends they're in my head"
~NIRVANA
"I'm not Beetoveen."
--Jerry Garcia
"It's Party Time...P...A...R...T...Why? Because I gotta!!
--Jim Carrey, "The Mask" (1994)
"The course of true love never did run smooth"
--William Shakespeare
"Live life to the fullest. It's too bad we're not cats but we only have one life."
--Nick Carter
"Dream as if you'll live forever. live as if you'll die today."
--James Dean
"Stay positive and love your life."
--Nick Hexum
