I'm Sorry This Isn't Ken Barlow

You've clicked on Don Brennan, the mad man of Coronation Street. In recent years he was married to Ivy, whilst having an affair behind her back however Don crashed his car (in a suicide attempt), but survived after ahving his leg amputated. Some time later Ivy died and for years after that every time something went wrong Don would say "Its Ivy", yes its true if he ran out of milk then it would be Ivys fault...lets face it Don is mad. But one day he decides to buy a garage of Mike Baldwin and everything is rosey until the garage goes under and this time its not Ivys fault but Mike Baldwins fault. Now every time something goes wrong "its Mike Baldwin", anywya to cut this long story short, Don has burnt down Mikes Factory...the end, this of course has nothing to do with Ken, in fact Ken and Don are no way related, except they live next door to each other, and I think Ken once bought Don a drink, but not the other way around because Don is Tight.