And remember, Satan is your plastic friend!!!

Friends

oh wow Ive got friends! If your name is not on here, please mail me & I'll add you, k? Well, I only have some of your pics scanned, I'll add more when I feel like going through all that trouble.

Sarah: My best Yankee friend. We did a lot of sh*t together. Haven't seen you in a while but I remember our night in NYC alone-wow, that soundz mushY!!! Our hotel room was like on fire or something. hehe.   We kinda had fun at the dances, eh? It'd be a whole lot better if Nicole would drop dead with Lauren Ruhl's foot stuck in her mouth. When you get a car, dont forget to come visit me @ PSU!
Jenny: Hey BabEh. Thanks for coming to get me @ the MN airport. It was great fun. Our nutrient-riched sm00thies sucked though!   Remember on halloween, you & Sarah stole all the blankets and pillows from the 4th floor without telling me? That was badass... Oh, we also broke the 4th floor window to go tanning on the roof every afternoon. Thanks for what you wrote about me in the yearbook. Didn't you have to pay for that?
Miss Hall's: Read above; 4th floor - Best kept secrets revealed.
Becky: B-F! Kalischer and Quirky walked in on us making fun of teachers ..dont people knock anymore? haha, I remember you had your panty on top of ur head. Lindsay also kicked me in the head that night =/
Anyhow, write me, fruitY!
Prem: I guess you are busy "jeebing" the new kid, eh? We gotta go to RCA sometimes. I wonder who the hell do you talk to on the fone when I'm not around. hehe. You're still crazy, but I love you, man!
Janine: J9, have fun in Aussie! I'll see you in the summer. Jeff said we should all go to Mexico together.   Well..Peace, write me ok?
NIST: Nist KnightsteRz!
Amiko: I cant believe you moved in with Jim!!! Well, move to Philly soon so we can party. Write me!
Miki: Ah, man....You're fuck0redup. When r ya going to Rappongi with me? Calm down on the boost and loser men. Chicks over dicks always!
Peggy: Hmm...You have changed a lot. I guess everybody has. I can't believe we still have to go back to Altoona.   Oh 2 more months, and we'll be partying, ok?
Kim: I attempted to corrupt you so many times. hehe. *eric* Remember when I had a big fight with John and you started hating men and became sexually frustrated.
Kate: What the hell is wrong with you keep calling me Bitch and stuff? Man, we fought a lot last year. It was fun though. I love your bro, he is so cute. Dont let the man let you down!
Elaine: I need to hook you up! *:)*
Megan: Hi SeXXaY. It has occured to me that men dont think they are easy. They are "hella" easy. I think that's totally unfair and we'll not tolerate that. We do need more Matts and Johns.
Liz: We rock more than God.
Steph: *Love* *Lick* & *More*
Nong Petch: My fakey Sis :) *Joob Joob* hehe
JessY: Remember me, my U.P., girlY? We spent so much time trying to stalk our target"The Great Canuk- Jason" & of course there was your lil Indian stalker :D

Cavell: I pimp this boy. He is so adorable and I lub him. His ex tried to run him over with her car. I would like to say that a car is nothing. I would run him over with an icecream truck! When are we getting married??????
AJ: First guy I met at PSU Univ. Park. We went to playland everyday. Remember the short Indian dude who stalked JessY? We decided to spy on him and we kinda got caught. You dont write me no more :(
Eric: My lovely bro! So...Which chic d'ya want? Join Lambda noW!!!
Andy: *DamNIT*
James: I dont lub you nomore :( Gimme a ring when you're done making me a shrine homepage and me'll love you longgggg time.
Jeff: Remember our talk on the fone during my mad crisis? All u kept saying was "oh my god..oh shit" Looking back - that was WEIRD. I guess I'll see you this summer. If you hurt Janine's feelinz, Im gonna have to go harass you @ Purdue. Don't forget Cancun, Mexico! Adioz.
J. Leto: Justin, You are an asshole.
Jason: Bro! *Hugs* I'll guess I'll see you in Aug, eh?
Jake: Jakey! Are we still tight?
Peter: Petey, you're a loser. I spanked your bum, 'member?
NJ Peter: Got our piX developed! So...I was talkin to Kevin and he said that I tried to touch you. And that we had a "long romantic walk" when where who which why?
????????????????????What ya claimin'???????????????????????????
Ryan: Sup, Girl? I didnt know you went out on the date with Boyd. I guess you were caught red-handed!!! *My personal fone operator* I soooo wanna cut your hair. Maybe next time...
Todd: My spiez told me you could be spotted wearing my softball PSU hat, eh? *proud*
Kris: Long time no see. Maybe next christmas, bro.
Warawat: Ai nong Bibb. Hope you didnt get raped by that fat hoochie. That was funny. Jeff should do it again! Have fun @ NWU & I'll see ya during the summer eh!
Jared: Got your band stickers.......thankieZ!!! *go Harrison Four*
Justin: Uhm damn, you are hot. We'll be kicking it in Torrance.
Matt: I told you I was sorry for being a bitch. But, You still wanna be a dick so FUCK YOU.
John: My ex superstar. Long time no talk, eh? Well, I need my clothes back, alright?