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*Sometimes IRC rocks harder than God.*

Summer, 1999: #teenchat

*** Now talking in #teenchat
*** Topic is '<lizziepoo> oh. pseudo depressed fake drug addict irc bitch. ppl like you REALLY'
*** Set by evilcat_ on Mon Jun 14 14:03:37
<Kooter> hi, im looking for a quick fuck
<nosecode> a/s/l, everyone?
<Pot_Head> fucking with me cos im a teenager with a little bit of gold and a pager
<DoA> 16/m/Earth
<whore98> 17/m/hell
<Pot_Head> 15/m/hell
<Pot_Head> what a coincidence
<Pot_Head> im from the south east of hell u?
<esp`> most teens with a lil bit of gold and a pager suck
<esp`> actually not really
<esp`> its the kids with fake gold that piss me off
<whore98> man all the chicks in hell r hot
<jBaLlZ> really?
<noisecode> are you dumb whore98? and im being very serious when asking so.
<rabia> most ppl on irc cant get anyone in real life
<whore98> i hate u ppl, all of u, u r little bastards and i wanna nibble on some freak girls pussy, la la la
<Pot_Head> good
<DoA> you should see a doctor
<esp`> pussy tastes like ass
<whore98> actually my point is this: esp prostitutes himself in the mens room, its not a pretty site
<whore98> thats why all the fucking toilet paper is all over the fucking floor goddamnit!!!!!!!!!!!!
<esp`> if i were to prostitue myself in the mens room, i would be sure there was no toliet paper on the floor
<Pot_Head> what a piece of shit chat subject
<whore98> fuck is what freaks do best
<whore98> if i was gonna sodomize anyone it would be u esp , and i think id do it with a curling iron
<esp`> whore, i hope your purpose wouldnt be to annoy me, cuz i like that kind of pain

#teenchat, 1999

*** Now talking in #teenchat
*** Topic is 'AFC MOTHER FUCKERS'
*** Set by euro on Wed Jun 16 10:36:13
<sl4k> jenn, whose dick did u suck to get ops, or did you scan yer tits?
<linz> he told me to call him
<linz> im like
<linz> f no!
<Midstkins> yeah really
<linz> jexxic took a picture of her hooters for him
<sl4k> yes
<sl4k> i want yer #
<MethicS> lol
<sl4k> so i can release yer doxs
<linz> jexxic had like dd
<linz> Did AJ sex0r jexxic?
<pissyjenn> jexxic was fat as fuck
<MethicS> linz: no he slapped her ass and rode the waves
<pissyjenn> aj told me that she was like a whale
<Ross--> Jen is my bitch
<pissyjenn> when they met
<Midstkins> No way, AJ was just jokin'
<Ross--> AJ is a greasey spoon faced meat puppet
<Midstkins> naw...aj would be cute if he didnt have puss city on his face
<pissyjenn> aj said he had to fill up the bathtub and let her lay in it!@#$!@#
<sl4k> Jenn, when was the last time you phonesexed mh
<linz> LOL
<linz> !
<MethicS> pissyjenn: did he see her naked tho?

#Irc.psychic.com, 1999

*** Now talking in #irc.psychic.com
*** Topic is 'VERUCA SALT'
*** Set by pael- on Sat Jun 19 12:38:15
<linz> heh
<linz> salin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Midstkins> i loveeeee veruca salttttttttttt
<Midstkins> hi baBEh
<Midstkins> oh my god
<Midstkins> isnt that TIMMMMMMMMMMM?????
<linz> ?
<linz> yeah
<Midstkins> lolH(R#WY$(#*O
* Midstkins spots losers
<Midstkins> *UnF*
<linz> heh
<linz> tell cavell i said fuck you and die
<Midstkins> like...he is my future husband y0
<Midstkins> hehe
<linz> cavell sucks
<Midstkins> u love hiM!
<Midstkins> #(*$&#(*&@!
<linz> oh yes
<Midstkins> ur just in denial
<Midstkins> all u think about is sm00chin his bod
<linz> haha
<linz> uh huh
* Midstkins thinks linz has a crush on someone...
<euro> don cornelius?
<Midstkins> let me pimp him for ya
<euro> we've known this for a while salin
<euro> YALL CHICKS AINT GETTIN NADA
<euro> YOU AINT WORTH THE RAMADA!

DCC Chat, 1999

<Midstkins> Piss off, Mark
<Midstkins> Go harass you dog. BYE!
<L0rdVader> I don't have a d0g
<L0rdVader> I have a goldfishy
<Midstkins> do u have a mom?
<Midstkins> oh
<L0rdVader> that I've had for 8 years
<L0rdVader> hrm
<Midstkins> dont kill the fish
<Midstkins> !
<L0rdVader> I'm not
<L0rdVader> I lubb my fishy!
<Midstkins> lol
<Midstkins> how cute
<L0rdVader> u dig that, eh?