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IN THE 80's...... The Hooters |
IN THE 90's....... Hootie and the Blowfish |
| Madonna trying to be sleazy | Madonna, now a mommy, trying not to be sleazy |
| Wayne and Garth | Garth Brooks |
| We ask where the beef is.... | Oprah's in Texas, fighting with the beef.... |
| Michael J. Fox on TV as anal, aspiring Republican | Michael J. Fox on TV as fully-realized anal Republican |
| 1984 Olympics boycotted due to nations fighting | 1994 Tonya Harding vs. Nancy Kerrigan battle makes for unprecedented Olympic ratings |
| Cher resurrected | Sonny dies |
| Michael Jackson | Alan Jackson |
| John Lennon's career tragically ended | Sean Lennon's career tragically continues |
| Bush gets highest approval rating for being on the straight-and-narrow | Clinton gets highest approval rating for ongoing parade of sex scandals |
| Don Johnson stars in hip cop series "Miami Vice" with Phillip Michael Thomas | Don Johnson stars in hip cop series "Nash Bridges" with Cheech Marin, with a cameo by Phillip Michael Thomas |
| The Go-Go's | The Spice Girls |
| Kirk wears a rug during Star Trek movies | Picard decides that "bald is hip" in Star Trek movies |
| Teena Marie is considered "odd" for having pierced nose | Anyone without exotic body piercing is "square" |
| Madman Ayatollah Khomeini terrorizes the US with threats | Madman Saddam Hussein terrorizes the entire world with threats |
