this is a page i'm gonna make with all funny quotes people have said on irc

if you know of any quotes and want them here, msg me on
efnet irc/ozorg irc (i'll be angelkill) or email me at iggymipotamus@hotmail.com

<psyllock> ...if we sleep together, will you like me better...
<KRoW> probably..haha
 <KRoW> oh u were singing..

* Cry0jenIx wips it out
<Clairee`> yayaya its RAINING!

<angelkill> i'm so sick of swallowing cum

<Skittled> i'm not smart i just pretend

 <Limiter> FINE THEN,hold on a sec while I get an erection
<Limiter> ALRIGHT,NOW I have an erection

<angelkill> i'm trying to figure out how quickly i can get out of these clothes

<Sever> dumbfuckingpoodangwhoblardicomfuckingbobulate

<TicMan> someons got a pole up their ass

<figgy> i'll help u if ya like... two hands make light work they say :)
 <angelkill> good thign i've got two hands....

 <KRoW> u know at the bottom? those things u screw that move up and down?
<KRoW> eww that sounded really sick

* Syco gives __SpAwN__ a great big SuperTightAndReallySuperEroticGropingFondlingEarthShatteringSonicBoomOhGawdIfYouStopI'llKillYou
 ABetterThanHeavenYetHotterThanHellWatchWhereYaStickYerHandsSuper
 HugeOhGawdOhGawdOhGawdDon'tYaDareStopTouchingMeHuggerooniesAndAK
 neesAreShakingEarthIsTremblingMyHeartHasStopBeatingMyKneesAreShaking
 LotsAGoosebumpsWasThatTheGroundMovingPassionateWetDeepLingering KISS

<KRoW> I can put on a dress if u want

<angelkill> yeah me and ange decided we'd be lesbian chicksters     <angelkill> denial is everything

*** pea has quit IRC (Local kill by mr_bill (molest me?  nah, not today))

[zowie] abuse me more i like it

[skuba] for a 13 year old, she makes me feel all funny in a new, exciting way

[IkeKrull] once i dreamed i was PB and that i ruled IRc and the World

[Granola] My favorite PAULA ABDUL song is "Straight Up" which is exactly how I get when I hear a Paula song!

[MoFoBrAt] out of curiousity what the hell is "Cunnilingus"

[drdoom] gray you mean you can actually go to jail for oral sex?  well that scratches Arizona off my list of places to visit

* grayman is a hot busty babe

[angelbabe] is everyone ignoring me today, maybe i'll just have to go to one of the sex channels...

[TReznor] damn, i hate netsex, it takes FOREVER to undress

[Chica] It ain't a dildo...you ppl corrupt Mr. Happy Massage

[Neurobash] cum is very messy.. i wish there was an option to turn it of

* Illumn8r ponders taking nude pics of himself 
[Samwisee] My Stick is LONG and HARD and WOODEN.

[pea] i found out i'm gay

*** digidog has quit IRC (Killed (humble (Where's my beer!!)))

[JaneBond] don't make me go down on yur in front of everyone

[mad-dog] have you gotten it wet? it shouldnt smell so bad

[Neurobash] i think im gonna try 'n have sex with my motherboard, brb..

[SinZ] I'd masturbate a lot if my dick was a finger... that'd be better than a squirt gun

* TankGurl is away in da shower...msg's will be held close like a child

*** ChewWork has quit IRC (Killed (AliJah (Flood ME, will ya??!?@!@)))

<campbell> who sings this paul mccartney song "baby im amazed at the way you love me all the time, or maybe im amazed blah blah blah"
*** campbell was kicked by threedaze (obviously, paul sings it.) 
<Sever> ok your turn to type angel :)
<Sever> stop picking your nose!!!
<angelkill> oooops
* angelkill stops picking her nose

*angelkill plays wiht herself in the corner
<^Einstein> ooh, can i watch
<figgy> can i participate
*angelkill plays with herself in the corner while einstein watches and billie participates
<^Einstein> doh i was gonna ask that
<angelkill> but i dont get the big deal about my ears, tehy're itchy so i'm playing with them (;

<zing> i am the coolest

* zowie moons liz
* LazyLiz licks zow
<zowie> w00!

<Limiter> I dont believe I've ever had a woman refer me to a sex site...or comment on Alyssa Milano's tits.
<Limiter> Hey angel,wanna get married? :)

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