The Psychotherapist's Story...
A psychotherapist was enjoying a growing practice since he graduated
college. So much
so that he could now afford to have a proper sign advertising his
services. So he told a
kid to paint a sign board for him & put it above his clinic entrance.
Instead of his business building up, it declined steeply. He had
especially noticed the
ladies shying away from his clinic after reading the sign. So he decided
to check it out for
himself.
One look and he understood why. The boy only found a small wooden board
to paint the
sign on and he had split the word psychotherapist into the 3 words. His
new sign read:
Psycho-
the-
rapist
Ah Beng's Geography Guide
GORGES (gorgeous)
adj. stunningly beautiful
("Ah Hua is gorges!")
CORAL (quarrel)
verb.
1. to bicker
("Not happy, ah? Want to coral, is it?")
2. (followed with reef) to argue with
("Want to coral reef me again, is it?")
VALLEY (very)
adverb. extremely
("That Versachee belt, valley nice!")
THERMOMETER
phrase. to meet the next day
("Cindy say thermometer at Taka.")
LATITUDE
adjective. a disagreeable demeanour
(" She really got latitude problem man!")
CIRRUS (serious)
adjective. certain
("Cirrus or not? Dun bluff!")
CANOPY (cannot be)
phrase. impossible
("He bought new handphone? Canopy, lah where got money!")