Which Would you Rather Do...?
Go and kick in a hornets nest and beat it with a stick, or fall backwards into a swimming pool full of spiders? Have your Grandmother vomit into your mouth, or eat the leg off a dead guy in a morgue?
Get bit by a tiger, or by a dog with rabies? Wear underwear made out of poison oak or floss with Barbed Wire?
Grate your arm with a carrot peeler and dunk it in Tabasco sauce, or dripping sulferic acid on your leg? Eat a booger flavored Jelly bean, or a glass of mystery liquid with mold growing on top
 
Pour Bleach in your eyes, or lick the scabs off of your friend
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