10. Demand that good looking guys without shirts dance with you.
9. Don't walk in on your boyfriend sleeping with another woman.
8. If you look like a man wearing a wig, don't sing "I Feel Pretty".
7. Be aware of traveling doctors with folding tables and dirty knives.
6. Look when members of the opposite sex are changing in the back seat.
5. Be suspicious of old ladies with lots of wallets.
4. Don't allow your daughter to be called BABY.
3. Don't allow yourself to be put in a corner.
2. Never admit to carrying a watermelon. 1. Patrick Swayze can teach us to dance anyday!!!!
1. Patrick Swayze can teach us to dance anyday!!!!