My friends are all on drugs! |
Not really, but they act like it! |
If you are not on here, and think you should be, I apoligize. And, if you are not in the order you think you should be, lick me hard. These are just in whatever order they are in. If you are my best friend, you know who you are.
Nate Dogg
Nate is my cousin and he is soo funny. He acts like somone with tourettes syndrome, but he is a cutie and can always keep me laughing. We fight a lot, and of course, I'm always right, but that is what family is for, right? He's got an awesome wardrobe, some of which has been supplied by me over the years. He dresses like a gay man. He's good for getting free food at Pretzel Places, or anywhere else for that matter! He can also teach you how to dance, especially when it's Michael Jackson on the radio! No one can move like him. Just don't ask him to teach you to dance if "Word Up" is the song . . . you'll end up memorizing the song, but you still won't know how to dance . . . The boy has taught me to have fun and enjoy myself. He's the first person to take me to a strip club. He is also the only person in the world who can call me and with one word have me in their car. What is that word you ask? Gisbsonburg.
Jos
Jos is the girl second most likely to get me in trouble . . . I love it when my phone rings at random times at night :) )Caught up . . .) Jos is fabulous, and she does pretty things with my hair. She also only makes fun of me every OTHER second about being the white girl. But I still love her, she is the bestest. She always always always brightens my day
J~Dogg
Jamie is my homegirl, I love her so much. We both have the same negative attitude about work. She has the most amazing friends and is nice enough to invite me out whenever they go out. She instigates almost all of the fun in my life, even when she knows she is being a bad influence, and Joslynn Joslynn is my trouble making friend. Even though she is a sweetheart, she has a mean streak I am afraid of. She rocks rocks rocks and maybe someday we will actually get to her Indian food place. I love her block and hope we actually write our television show, The Block.
Hat Shat Shara
Rind a ding ding is my coworker. We share an office . . . and the case from hell. She is fabulous. And I know that if my phone rings late at night, it is her. We are partners in crime at work, going to get food and raiding Rite Aid. She even pretends to be amused when I feel the need to stalk the makeup aisle to find gold eye shadow. She also lets me listen to Gold Digger even though she hates Kanye West. She is too fun for words.
Amanda
I love Amanda to death, she is the cutest person I ever did see. It is hard to know what else to say about her because there is so much to say about her. She is the friend I have had the longest along with Noah. She shares my obsession with coffee shops and stalking. She will sit in the parking lot of bars until ungodly hours for me. She will take me out drinking and deal with sappy Kristi afterwards. The waitresses at Ralphies always know what we want to drink. Mandy is this great person with whom I can share everything. I just hope she knows how much she means to me, because without her I would be lost.
Noah
I don't even know what to say here. Noah has been around for a while. From Stout's fifth grade class, to Dunbar's freshman social science class to Henningson's dreadful English hell to Dunbar's Senior Econ class . . . He is the reason I know who Melanie is and how awesome the Beatles are. He is always there to rescue me when I mess up, he is there when my car needs fixed. He is amazing. I have to call him before making any major decisions, as Casey likes to point out. He's been there for me no matter how large or small the problem and I love him for it. Plus, he married the first and only girl I set him up with. He lives with her on Put-In-Bay, which works out great when I want to make a weekend get away. Though we may not talk as much as we used to, Noah still holds a big place in my heart, and I do not know what I would do without him.
Cassassey
I met Casey when I moved in with Kristin. At first, I figured she hated me. But then we went to Ruby Tuesdays and checked out waiters . . . We got pierced together . . . We've bonded over cute cheek stud boy, Dave . . . She is a big dork, who makes me listen to the Can't Hardly Wait Soundtrack until I know it by heart. The great thing about Casey is that she thinks I am funny. Not many people do (probably because I am not). But Casey has the same humor as me, and thus thinks my smart ass responses to her emails are funny. I keep trying to convince her she needs to move to Ohio, but I am not succeeding in the least. I love Casey and wish her all the happiness.
Jenks
The girl who does not really have a first name. Erryn is my savior in disguise as a cute little red head. She is constantly solving my problems. And then there is .99 cent Margarita night . . . Yummy . . . I love Jenks. More than just about anyone. I have never met anyone so blatanly honest to everybody. She almost always gets her way. I have also met few people as caring as Erryn. She knows when to let me cool down, and she knows when to keep at it until I tell her what is wrong. She also knows what is wrong before I can tell her. And not always because Casey told her before I could. I get to be in her wedding in December, which I am super excited about, because I get to wear a black dress.
Alyssa
Alyssa is the greatest. I loved working out with her, namely because she didn't mind my bitching about how cold it was or how much I hated the stair stepper. We started two years in a row, and quit two years in a row. Maybe I can convince her I want to start again! She was just as amused when drunk people say things like "Hey, I know her . . ." She was also great to scream with (relieves much tension). She's also a lot of fun to bowl with, cause who the hell else is gonna fall on the ground in hopes that it will make the ball hit pins? Despite the fact that she lets me drink with my feet in front of people I crush on, she is a great friend who likes odd greeting cards. I would, however, refrain from asking her about the Asain Persuasion . . . Repression can be such a good thing.
Andrew
Andy is my online buddy. When he is on, God only knows where the conversation will go. He is usually found helping me do something with the computer, quite patiently might I add. He never *seems* to get frustrated. He is the biggest sweetheart in the world . . .He at one time had an obsession with "Dolemite" quotes in my guestbook, but he seems to have stopped with that one, sadly enough. He is one sexy bitch!
Nichols
Ahh Nichols. I cannot think of a single bad thing to say about him. He is a Cent, which makes me jealous, as I would grow a penis if it meant I could be a Cent. He is a hot Cent, and I really love those. He is sweet, and caring, and awesome, and always tells me how awesome I am. I met Nichols because he was a Cent, and because he was in love with Wang. But we really became friends last semester when he worked at SUD and I had nothing to do during the hours he worked, so I would just hang out with him and talk. I even went in on Fridays, the days I didn't have to get out of bed. No one can make me laugh the way Nichols does. He is the best.
Papmaster Flash
I am not sure that Jon and I are still friends. Nothing happened, no falling out, and I still think he is super fun (to make fun of). I mean, he will respond to my emails with one liners, and respond to my drunk voicemails by leaving me voicemails. But I need to see him damn it. I wish I heard from him more because as much as he annoys me, he also makes me smile.
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