Q: What did O.J. Simpson say after the trial? A: Can I have my gloves back now?

A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a chinese man and punches him in the face. "Owch!" the chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the jewish man sits back down. Then, the chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"

A man goes to the doctor."Doc," he says pointing to different parts of his body, "when I touch my arm it hurts. When I touch my neck it hurts.
And when I touch my stomach it hurts. Do I have some rare disease?" "No," the doctor replied, "you have a broken finger."

Egyptian Jokes

Egyptian Jokes A Saidi went to the doctor and told him that his eyes hurt every time he drinks tea. The doctor, knowing the man was a Saidi told him to take the spoon out of the cup.

Q: Why did the Saidi take a ladder into the bathroom? A: So the smell would rise.

A Saidi entered an appliance store and said to the salesman, "I want to buy that TV." The salesman said to him, "I don't sell to Saidis. Angry, the Saidi left, determined to by the TV. He waited three days, grew a beard, and then entered the store again. He found a different salesman and said that he wanted to buy the TV. The salesman said, "We don't sell to Saidis. Even more angry, the saidi went home, shave, put on a dress and makeup and entered the store as a woman. He asked again, but got the same answer. Puzzled, he told the salesman, "I've changed my disguise three times and gone to different salesmen, how did you know I was a Saidi?" The salesman said, "Sir,this is a Microwave.