Pill or Thrill

He said he found his thrill,up on the hill.

But he didn't know,she forgot her pill.

He took her home and walked her to her door.

He leaned forward and gave her a kiss

and said goodnight.

The next day he went to school and all was well.

Not a word to a soul did he tell,of the night

before up on the hill.

As time went by he drifted away,

and said I'll see again some day.

He broke her heart,without thinking,

when he decided that they should part.

A few months later he was at Taco Bell,

as he sat there eating she walked in.

Without taking notice that her stomach

had begun to swell.

He walks up to her and with a smile on his face.

Says Hi how are you?

She looks at him in a sad somber way,

and begins to cry.

He asked her what is wrong,

is there something I can do?

And this is what she had to say.

You remember that night up on the hill?

The night of fun and you got your thrill.

Well now your gonna have a son.

The moral of this story is simple but it's true:

If you gonna go up on the hill,

To have your night of fun.

Make sure she took her pill,

So you won't have a son.