Random Musings

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"hello" - that's always a good start. The other half of THE RANDOM MUSINGs

But all the magic I have known
I've had to make myself
- Shel Silverstein, "Where the Sidewalk Ends" Wake up, Mommy, WAKE UP!
Get up, Daddy, GET UP!
Murphy, wake up your dream.
- Samantha Lynn Reeve, 6 AM, tomorrow

The Concorde, at full trottle, can suck Bill Gates into its engines from a distance of 295 feet. Professor Duke did it with the wrench in the library.

Statistically, at least one atom in your body once belonged to Julius Caesar. And statistically, at least one atom in the body of the person behind you once belonged to Brutus. Black holes are where God divided by zero.

"Samantha stop following Rachel around with the hammer. She does not want her reflexes tested." - Mommy Is it my imagination, or does Aunt Ruth have a beard?
- Jerry Gourd

haiku error messages

Toddlers Property Laws Bill Gates' Business Plan

At 7:32 PM last night, a man walked into a McDonald's in Wapakoneta, Ohio and only order fries. At the same time but over 1000 miles away, a woman in San Diego drops a bowling ball on her toe. Coincidence or psychic phenomenon?

Vegetable medley: Mushrooms, squash, zucchini, onions, little green onions (some people call them scallions), that Chinese vegetable that grows over my fence from the neighbor's yard and has no English translation, tomatoes, Olive Oil. Silence of the Lambs. Now where did I put my butterfly's? Saute onions and mushrooms in Olive Oil. Add those little green onions (some people call them scallions) if Tuesday or half moon. When mostly done, add squash, zucchini, that Chinese vegetable that grows over my fence from the neighbor's yard and has no English translation and tomatoes (cubed, not peeled). Cook for additional X minutes or until your Pentium chip finds the fdiv error (which ever comes first). Serve hot.

A car turns the corner while the angle of incidence equals the angle of reflection for the sunlight hitting the front windshield. Can the color-blind driver tell if the light turns yellow if the stop light was mounted upside-down?


"hello" - that's always a good start.		The other half of THE RANDOM MUSINGs

But all the magic I have known I've had to make myself - Shel Silverstein, "Where the Sidewalk Ends"		Wake up, Mommy, WAKE UP! Get up, Daddy, GET UP! Murphy, wake up your dream. - Samantha Lynn Reeve, 6 AM, tomorrow

The Concorde, at full trottle, can suck Bill Gates into its engines from a distance of 295 feet.		Professor Duke did it with the wrench in the library.

Statistically, at least one atom in your body once belonged to Julius Caesar. And statistically, at least one atom in the body of the person behind you once belonged to Brutus.		Black holes are where God divided by zero.

"Samantha stop following Rachel around with the hammer. She does not want her reflexes tested." - Mommy		Is it my imagination, or does Aunt Ruth have a beard? - Jerry Gourd

haiku error messages

Toddlers Property Laws		Bill Gates' Business Plan


At 7:32 PM last night, a man walked into a McDonald's in Wapakoneta, Ohio and only order fries. At the same time but over 1000 miles away, a woman in San Diego drops a bowling ball on her toe. Coincidence or psychic phenomenon?


Vegetable medley: Mushrooms, squash, zucchini, onions, little green onions (some people call them scallions), that Chinese vegetable that grows over my fence from the neighbor's yard and has no English translation, tomatoes, Olive Oil. Silence of the Lambs. Now where did I put my butterfly's? Saute onions and mushrooms in Olive Oil. Add those little green onions (some people call them scallions) if Tuesday or half moon. When mostly done, add squash, zucchini, that Chinese vegetable that grows over my fence from the neighbor's yard and has no English translation and tomatoes (cubed, not peeled). Cook for additional X minutes or until your Pentium chip finds the fdiv error (which ever comes first). Serve hot.


A car turns the corner while the angle of incidence equals the angle of reflection for the sunlight hitting the front windshield. Can the color-blind driver tell if the light turns yellow if the stop light was mounted upside-down?