GTFO.

What car do you drive ?.

An old fucked-up Datsun panelvan.

Who is your favourite local band ?.

The rubber band .

Do you sleep with groupies ?.

Not as a sport . I am more interested in quality than quantity . If I want to sleep with someone and she happens to be a fan , it won't stand in my way .

What turns you on ?.

Intensity , passion , individuality and beauty .

Would you ever sleep with a friend's girlfriend ?.

Never .

What is your favourite drug ?.

Caffeine and THC .

How much do you pay your maid ? .

I don't have a maid . I clean up after myself .

Have you ever snowballed ? .

No . Snowballing smacks of narcissism .

Have you ever shoplifted ?.

Once . I got caught when I couldn't actually lift the shop - it was too heavy .

Are you cool ?.

Cooler than a well-digger's arse .

Have you got a big penis ?.

Of course .

Do you drink too much ?.

Not really but I do go on binges sometimes .

Do you read Vibe , if so why ?.

No , I haven't read it .

Do you enjoy pornography ?.

No . Porno fans tend to masturbate a lot . I prefer a more interactive approach to sex .

In your oppinion , who is the worst local band . Why ?.

Just Jinger . I hate the music of Toto .

Do you have a day job ? .

Music is my full time and only job .

Have you ever donated sperm ? .

Only to willing recipients .

Who's underrated ? .

The grillers at restaurants . In fact , most of the culinary industry is underrated .

Who do you hate the most and why ?.

Surplus people , they use our oxygen .