courtesy of richC from the korn list
The story involves Jonathan, Manson and a banana. The two bands were on tour in the States and Jonathan was hanging around manson constantly (he is obsessed with the man). There were rumours circulating that Jon swung both ways anyway and Manson, ahem, proved it. Both Marilyn and Twiggy had Jonathan in their tour bus before sending him back to his tour manager bewildered and with a banana sticking out of his arse! Manson told us this ON THE RECORD so it could well be true (now count the number of Korn/Manson banana references in the new isssue!).
Like i said this is what manson told the guy, not Jon, but its very funny.
courtesy of ryan from the korn list
Now don't hold me to this because I don't know how full of shit the
source is that gave it to me. It seems as if on the Ozzy, "Retirement
Sucks" tour Korn and Deftones were to open at the Fargodome in Fargo, ND.
Just before the Deftones walked on stage, the announcement came over the
crowd that, "Due to Illness, Korn will not be appearing." I was outraged
because, honestly, who really cares about Ozzy? The time has passed, get
over it.
Anyway, After the concert we went to Playmakers, which is a
local bar. After a couple of drinks I noticed that our waitress was the
most beautiful woman I had ever seen. I wanted to know her name but I
wondered how I could go about this in a manly manner...I stepped up to her and asked, "Hey momma, how about you come over
here and help me suhuck my korn?"
Her reply after noticing the large Korn emblem on my chest was, "So you
like Korn, huh?"
I told her that my friends and I had just seen the concert that they were
supposed to be playing at and if she would join us for a drink after she
got off. She accepted and an hour passed before she was at the table.
She showed up in a pair of tight jeans and a slightly over-sized adidas
jacket. She began to tell a story that was impossible to pull away
from...
It seems that earlier that night, Korn and Deftones were looking around
the city of Fargo for a place to get fucked up at. They happened upon a
local bar called "Playmakers". After working the atmosphere about the
bar, Chino and Jon found a guy that had some smoke. So after smoking
three bowls to their heads and a hefty bar tab, they started a
conversation with the bartender who then told this waitress. The
bartender exclaimed that he was gay and he didn't much care for the song,
"Faget". Jon said to him, "I am not bashing gays, oh fuck, I have to tell
this shit all the time to some red-neck or some butt-pirate, fuck it!"
With this he grabbed Chino and kissed him on the lips. He turned to the
bartender and exclaimed, "Does that answer your fucking question?"
The night progressed to Chi, Munky, and Fieldy jamming on the Playmakers
stage while David sang some fucked up lyrics to Wicked before a very
intoxicated Chino jumped on stage and told David that he was fucking up
the whole song and to step aside. Chino started to scream out the lyrics
and just make an ass out of himself. At the end he looked out to the
audience and said, "Maybe I'll work on that one. (In a whiny voice)Hey
guys, can I be on your next album?"
The reason that Korn did not appear at the Fargodome, located just 5
miles from Playmaker's, is to this day a mystery. I heard this and
thought it was a humorous explanation. Like I said this all could be
false, maybe?
courtesy of richC of the korn list
in this weeks kerrang! there is a letter from a fan worried about Jon maybe
commiting suicide, and they have a reply to it from J.D. himself which reads:
"Tell those people not to worry. I'd never commit suicide. I feel bad for Kurt
(cobain). that poor guy, but he shouldn't of done it. Sure, things get bad, but
thats why i have music. I'm doing this for a reason: its helping other people
and it helps me. I am a survivor. And right now, life is just peachy" - Jon
Davis.
there we go. god has spoken.
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