KoRn crap

stuff that floats around...some of it's funny too...


courtesy of richC from the korn list

The story involves Jonathan, Manson and a banana. The two bands were on tour in the States and Jonathan was hanging around manson constantly (he is obsessed with the man). There were rumours circulating that Jon swung both ways anyway and Manson, ahem, proved it. Both Marilyn and Twiggy had Jonathan in their tour bus before sending him back to his tour manager bewildered and with a banana sticking out of his arse! Manson told us this ON THE RECORD so it could well be true (now count the number of Korn/Manson banana references in the new isssue!).

Like i said this is what manson told the guy, not Jon, but its very funny.


courtesy of ryan from the korn list

Now don't hold me to this because I don't know how full of shit the source is that gave it to me. It seems as if on the Ozzy, "Retirement Sucks" tour Korn and Deftones were to open at the Fargodome in Fargo, ND. Just before the Deftones walked on stage, the announcement came over the crowd that, "Due to Illness, Korn will not be appearing." I was outraged because, honestly, who really cares about Ozzy? The time has passed, get over it.
Anyway, After the concert we went to Playmakers, which is a local bar. After a couple of drinks I noticed that our waitress was the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. I wanted to know her name but I wondered how I could go about this in a manly manner...I stepped up to her and asked, "Hey momma, how about you come over here and help me suhuck my korn?"
Her reply after noticing the large Korn emblem on my chest was, "So you like Korn, huh?"
I told her that my friends and I had just seen the concert that they were supposed to be playing at and if she would join us for a drink after she got off. She accepted and an hour passed before she was at the table. She showed up in a pair of tight jeans and a slightly over-sized adidas jacket. She began to tell a story that was impossible to pull away from...
It seems that earlier that night, Korn and Deftones were looking around the city of Fargo for a place to get fucked up at. They happened upon a local bar called "Playmakers". After working the atmosphere about the bar, Chino and Jon found a guy that had some smoke. So after smoking three bowls to their heads and a hefty bar tab, they started a conversation with the bartender who then told this waitress. The bartender exclaimed that he was gay and he didn't much care for the song, "Faget". Jon said to him, "I am not bashing gays, oh fuck, I have to tell this shit all the time to some red-neck or some butt-pirate, fuck it!" With this he grabbed Chino and kissed him on the lips. He turned to the bartender and exclaimed, "Does that answer your fucking question?" The night progressed to Chi, Munky, and Fieldy jamming on the Playmakers stage while David sang some fucked up lyrics to Wicked before a very intoxicated Chino jumped on stage and told David that he was fucking up the whole song and to step aside. Chino started to scream out the lyrics and just make an ass out of himself. At the end he looked out to the audience and said, "Maybe I'll work on that one. (In a whiny voice)Hey guys, can I be on your next album?"
The reason that Korn did not appear at the Fargodome, located just 5 miles from Playmaker's, is to this day a mystery. I heard this and thought it was a humorous explanation. Like I said this all could be false, maybe?


courtesy of richC of the korn list

in this weeks kerrang! there is a letter from a fan worried about Jon maybe commiting suicide, and they have a reply to it from J.D. himself which reads: "Tell those people not to worry. I'd never commit suicide. I feel bad for Kurt (cobain). that poor guy, but he shouldn't of done it. Sure, things get bad, but thats why i have music. I'm doing this for a reason: its helping other people and it helps me. I am a survivor. And right now, life is just peachy" - Jon Davis.
there we go. god has spoken.


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