"FUCK" a friendly discussion I f you are offended by the use of bad language fuck off now !. Don’t read all of this page and then say it annoys you. I can hear you all now, "Ahhaa, Your only doing that because of a lack in your own vocabulary". This is absolute nonsense, you show me the equivalent in the English language and I will happily use it. It certainly isn’t "Go Away". It just doesn’t have the same balls does it ?.
F uck is such an international word. It doesn’t matter where you are in the world, everyone knows exactly what you mean when you say "Fuck OFF". It’s the atmosphere it creates, that’s why you never read "Fuck off he hinted" Wherever you are in the world it just creates it’s own atmosphere. Although there are different translations such as the Jewish one, "Trust Me" loosely translates to "Fuck You".
I n language, "FUCK" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Jane) and intransitive (Jane was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck) or a passive verb (Jane doesn't give a fuck). Or an adverb (Jane is fucking interested in John) and as a noun (Jane is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Jane is fucking beautiful). As you can see there are few words with the versatility of "FUCK". Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
Greetings "How the fuck are you?" Fraud "I was fucked by the McDonalds Drive Through." Dismay "Oh, fuck it." Trouble "Well, I guess I'm fucked again." Aggression "Fuck you!!!" Disgust "Fuck me!!!" Confusion "What the fuck....?" Diffuclty "I don't understand this fucking thing." Despair "Fucked again." Incompetence "He fucks up everything." Displeasure "What the fuck is going on." Lost "Where the fuck are we?" Disbelief "Unbefuckinglievable!!!" Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!!!" Pain "Fuck ! that hurt." Pleasure "Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck" Love "Do ya Fuck on first dates ?" Starting a relationship "Let's fuck now!. Surprise "Fucking hell what was that?" Hate "You Fuck" Disappointment "That’s not Fucking fair" Lost "Where the fuck are we ?" A poker hand "A royal fuck" Denial "I didn't fucking do it" Perplexity "I know fuck all about it" Apathy "Who gives a fuck" Resignation "Oh fuck it" Suspicion "Who the fuck are you" Panic "Lets get the fuck out of here" Directions "Fuck off" Maternal "Motherfucker" Incestuous "Motherfucker" Ambiguity "I'm not so fucking sure"
And, never forget the words of these famous people :
General Custer "Where did all them fucking Indians come from?" Mayor of Hiroshima "What the fuck was that?" Captain of the Titanic "Where's all the fucking water coming from?" Michelangelo "You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling ?" Einstein "Any fucker could understand that" Sean Penn "Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck" John Lennon "Is that a real fucking gun" Donald Campbell "The fucking throttle is stuck" Anne Boleyn "Heads are going to fucking roll" Richard Nixon "Who's going to fucking know ?" Niki Lauda "I thought I could fucking smell petrol" Mark Thatcher "What fucking map" Picasso "It does fucking look like her" Christopher Columbus "Where the fuck are we ?" Michael Jackson "It's a fucking skin condition" Pythagarus "How the fuck did you work that one out ?" Walt Disney "Fuck a duck" Joan of Arc "I don't suppose it will fucking rain" Miss Marples "I haven't got a fucking clue" Noah "Scattered showers, my fucking arse" Hugh Grant "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck !" Homer Simpson "Doh fucking doh" Billy Connolloy see Sean Penn and Hugh Grant Nelson Mandella "Fucking white trash" Arnold Swartzathingy "Hasta la fucking vista baby" Tarzan's last words "Who greased the fucking vines"
Some famous Australians have also been heard to use the word Fuck :
Jeff Kennett "Fuck you !" John Howard "Fuck you !" Laurie Lawerence "Where's the fucking animal" Laurie Levey "Fuck a duck" Joan Kerner "I do not look like Miss fucking Piggy" Bob Hawke "I'm not fucking crying" Paul Keating "I'm the fucking greatest" Julian Knight "I didn't know the fucking thing was loaded" Christopher Skase "Fuck you, nah na na na nah" John Kerr "Fuck off Gough" Alan Bond "Have I got a fucking deal for you" John Elliott "Pigs fucking arse" Malcolm Fraser "Where the fuck are my pants ?"
T he mind boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say "FUCK". Use it frequently in your daily speech, you will be proud and it will add to your fucking prestige and stature.
Why not say to someone today.
T
he information on this page was gathered from a lot of sources
around the NET along with some of my own thoughts on the word. I was also greatly inspired by
my alter ego Mr. Billy Connolly. It was put together for fun and is not meant to offend anyone. So
please don’t E-Mail me with complaints. If you were offended, may I offer my sincerest apologies...
I am interested in any additional comments or variations you may have to the above subject. Please drop me a line.
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