Date of sighting - 09/04/00 21:00:11
Suspect's Name:: me
Current Address Is:: anonimus@forindia.com
Known Haunts:: http://virtualgurlz.com
Reading Material:: strut
Known To Indulge In:: pee
Dogma/Credo:: everyone's nuts !!
Comments:
cdcdicjoicjsdcjo
cofigruoiggvm
rigrigurgoirgrg
Date of sighting - 08/01/00 19:55:35
Suspect's Name:: KID CHAOS
Current Address Is:: NOSFERVATO@HOTMAIL.COM
Known Haunts:: http://ANYTHING.NET
Reading Material:: PROGRAMING MY VCR
Known To Indulge In:: merlot..vampire wine
Dogma/Credo:: one can make silly putty at home
Comments:
why do some many young gothic darlings flock to me..why can i not find one my age,(35) or near it. could it be they kill themselves by the time they hit 30????
Date of sighting - 06/24/00 05:54:35
Current Address Is:: 113 shit road
Known Haunts:: http://www.faggots.com
Reading Material:: true crimes
Known To Indulge In:: gold flakes
Dogma/Credo:: a lollipop costs 50 cents now
Comments:
agnllknadg
galadgklnagag
Date of sighting - 06/23/00 04:56:59
Suspect's Name:: natilie
Current Address Is:: atlantachick
Known Haunts:: http://uglypeople
Reading Material:: hustler
Known To Indulge In:: period juice
Dogma/Credo:: midget porn
Comments:
he raped me,he raped me in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuth! he touched my diiiiickkkkkk!
Date of sighting - 05/18/00 10:42:30
Suspect's Name:: the combat action squid
Current Address Is:: combatactionsquid@hotmail.com
Known Haunts:: http://www.funkymonky.com
Reading Material:: washing instructions on my jacket
Known To Indulge In:: your mum
Dogma/Credo:: every one is going to die and they seem to fucking stupid to enjoy life
Comments:
the world is full of morons and they are full of shit
Date of sighting - 04/22/00 00:14:37
Suspect's Name:: aliena
Current Address Is:: veggie333@hotmail.com
Known Haunts:: http://
Reading Material:: Thus Spoke Zarathrustra, Friedrich Nietzsche.
Known To Indulge In:: soy milch
Comments:
Thus Spoke Zarathrustra by Friedrich Nietzsche is a great book. If you haven't read it do so.
Date of sighting - 02/28/00 00:43:43
Known Haunts:: http://
Comments:
Date of sighting - 02/04/00 01:20:25
Suspect's Name:: AMANDUH!!!!
Current Address Is:: yeah
Known Haunts:: http://
Reading Material:: phyeah right me read i dont think so!
Known To Indulge In:: everything u can possably emagine
Dogma/Credo:: that if the pump isnt on in the tank frank willo die!
Comments:
rljghldshldshfldshflasghf;ilsafyh'ilwqfhlwqbhdflqkjwyhfdioqwhdkjwqdouwqdohq[fohwq[fohpeif;kwqbnfkqbns.d,nas.,jhd;asohd;ashdp WAITE I CANT SCRIBBLY IM CAN JUST TYPE SHIT ____________________________________++++++++++++_________------------------ AHHHH THER
WE GO I SCRIBBLES . HEY DID I MENTION THAT I HATE BITCHNEY QUEERS????WELL NOW U KNOW AND ALSO YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYA. EAT ME IM A JELLY BEAN . WELL FINE LICK ME IM A LOLLY POP!!! YA YA WOOOO HOOO DILLY DO DO DO DO DO DO LOVE SHACK IS THE LITTLE OLD P
ACE WHERE WE CAN GET TO GETHER ! LOVE SHACK BABY LOVE SHACK UH UH WELL ASLO IM IN DESPRATE NEED OS A GOTHC OR PUNK GUY IS U R ONE E MAIL ME KITTYKATT50@HOTMAIL.COM!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK I LOVE U ALL ANT TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT . MEMBER BEEFY SIDE AND I AM A PENGUI
E IM A PENGUIN I AM A PENGUIN HEY HEY HEY HEY . PENGIUNE FIGHT!!!!!!
Date of sighting - 01/29/00 03:07:46
Suspect's Name:: payne
Current Address Is:: scary22@yahoo.com
Known Haunts:: http://
Reading Material:: the silence of the lambs
Known To Indulge In:: water
Dogma/Credo:: fuck the preps
Comments:
fuck the preps of your local high school, who wear their shitty $50 abercrombie & bitch shirts, and bounce around like fucking britney spears or something. it makes me fucking sick!
Date of sighting - 01/15/00 01:04:57
Suspect's Name:: I am
Current Address Is:: Yeah but you aint gonna find it out
Known Haunts:: Besides this one?
Reading Material:: Cant remember
Known To Indulge In:: Wouldn't you like to know?
Dogma/Credo:: People Suck
Comments:
This page is Hella cool! keep up the ass-kickin work
Date of sighting - 11/14/99 19:46:11
Suspect's Name:: Robbie Horror
Current Address Is:: Robbie_Horror@hotmail.com
Known Haunts:: http://mulletsgalore.com
Reading Material:: The back of a Porno purchased at a flea market
Known To Indulge In:: Budweiser, ya ninnies
Dogma/Credo:: Wether it won a blue ribbon or not, Pabst is still swill.
Comments:
THIS WEBSITE IS SOOO FUCKING GOOD I CANT STOP SHITTING BLOOD.
Date of sighting - 10/30/99 02:20:39
Suspect's Name:: BRIAN ROBINSON
Current Address Is:: berst16@pitt.edu
Known Haunts:: http://www.oocities.org/TelevisionCity/Studio/8830/index.html
Reading Material:: TV Guide
Known To Indulge In:: Anal sex with retarded NAZI midgets with one eyebrow
Dogma/Credo:: Urination is the key to progressive happiness - that and hungry man dinners
Comments:
When you are really drunk and you pass out in your room, little elves come out of the walls and pee on you so that it looks like you pissed yourself b/c you were too drunk. I hate elves, but i love retarded NAZI midgets with one eyebrow, its odd i guess.
br>
10/12/99 09:19:53
| Name: Girls of ICQ | My URL: Visit Me |
| My Email: Email Me | |
Comments:
Website de Nizza. Ringraziamenti per lasciarlo firmare il vostro guestbook
Date of sighting - 10/06/99 21:22:15
Suspect's Name:: minim
Current Address Is:: mnemosina@hotmail.co.uk
Known Haunts:: http:// ah, feck.... i dunno (that's not a page)
Reading Material:: i think your page qualifies as literature doesn't it ?
Known To Indulge In:: drink it and find out.
Dogma/Credo:: soap powder doesn't taste so nice when you're sober.
Comments:
boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring bor
ng boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring borng boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring
Date of sighting - 08/07/99 01:41:33
Suspect's Name:: maud
Current Address Is:: yes
Known Haunts:: http://
Reading Material:: nine stories-j.d.salinger
Known To Indulge In:: spiked choclate milk
Dogma/Credo:: i hate my friends? ahaha
Comments:
um sgood. i like cartoons. but im okay. no, but, yeah its good and all. the end
Date of sighting - 08/07/99 01:18:31
Known Haunts:: http://
Comments:
Date of sighting - 08/04/99 16:08:03
Suspect's Name:: Ben-I am a Russian-Kolenchnekov
Current Address Is:: sightsee_er@hotmail.com
Known Haunts:: http://i can't read....
Reading Material:: I can't read.....
Known To Indulge In:: Big pulsing chunck O' cancer
Dogma/Credo:: If you skull fuck someone you will cum.....
Comments:
splat toahskjdflka;sldkfjsfuck sldkf
Ok now that I am done with the initial conversation I am learning how to become a
MASTER-DEBATER and just stopped by.....Greg can I have my fuzzy slippers back......
Date of sighting - 07/17/99 20:50:12
Suspect's Name:: ruby laguna
Current Address Is:: nope
Known Haunts:: http://
Reading Material:: the mummy
Known To Indulge In:: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dogma/Credo:: i suck
Comments:
blah blah blah
i'm on crack and thats ok!!!!!!!!!!!!
love succcccccccckkkkkkkkkkssssssss!!!!!!!!
you will scratch my ass you ass scratcher you
fuck youuuuuu!!!!! fuck himmmmmm!!!!!!!!
fuckity fuckity the fucker fuckin mooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hehjeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeejeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeepeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehepe he je heeeeeeeejjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeepeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
heh heh
words of advice- die when i kill you you fuckin bastard child!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Date of sighting - 07/17/99 20:27:11
Suspect's Name:: ruby laguna
Current Address Is:: nope
Known Haunts:: http://
Reading Material:: the mummy
Known To Indulge In:: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dogma/Credo:: i suck
Comments:
blah blah blah
i'm on crack and thats ok!!!!!!!!!!!!
love succcccccccckkkkkkkkkkssssssss!!!!!!!!
Date of sighting - 07/17/99 20:25:47
Suspect's Name:: ruby laguna
Current Address Is:: nope
Known Haunts:: http://
Reading Material:: the mummy
Known To Indulge In:: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dogma/Credo:: i suck
Comments:
blah blah blah
i'm on crack and thats ok!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date of sighting - 07/01/99 22:20:41
Suspect's Name:: Elizabeth
Current Address Is:: thee_iceprincess@hotmail.com
Known Haunts:: http://
Reading Material:: Dragons of Summer Flame
Dogma/Credo:: love only hurts so dont fall in love
Comments:
ummmm hi
Date of sighting - 06/22/99 04:53:54
Suspect's Name:: me
Current Address Is:: afatone@hotmail.com
Known Haunts:: http://www.acidtrip.com/
Reading Material:: marilyn manson "long hard road out of hell"
Known To Indulge In:: black velvet straight up
Dogma/Credo:: heaven and hell are both lies.....drugs are good
Comments:
smoke pot
06/11/99 06:58:28
| Name: ICQ Gal | My URL: Visit Me |
| My Email: Email Me | |
Comments:
Website de Nizza. Ringraziamenti per lasciarlo firmare il vostro guestbook
Date of sighting - 06/05/99 16:55:26
Suspect's Name:: Josh
Current Address Is:: Virus_Y2K@hotmail.com
Known Haunts:: http://
Reading Material:: Your page
Known To Indulge In:: vodka
Dogma/Credo:: That it sucks.
Comments:
|'m not the body,
Just the pain.
|'m not the evil,
Only it's domain.
| have not lived or loved or died,
Because | was never,
Allowed to have tried.
From some,
|'m merely an analogy.
But for most their existance,
|'m all they see.
For those who see me never leave,
And those who leave me never were,
| am hell,
Stuck in this eternal war.
Date of sighting - 06/05/99 16:55:23
Suspect's Name:: Josh
Current Address Is:: Virus_Y2K@hotmail.com
Known Haunts:: http://
Reading Material:: Your page
Known To Indulge In:: vodka
Dogma/Credo:: That it sucks.
Comments:
|'m not the body,
Just the pain.
|'m not the evil,
Only it's domain.
| have not lived or loved or died,
Because | was never,
Allowed to have tried.
From some,
|'m merely an analogy.
But for most their existance,
|'m all they see.
For those who see me never leave,
And those who leave me never were,
| am hell,
Stuck in this eternal war.
Date of sighting - 06/05/99 16:55:17
Suspect's Name:: Josh
Current Address Is:: Virus_Y2K@hotmail.com
Known Haunts:: http://
Reading Material:: Your page
Known To Indulge In:: vodka
Dogma/Credo:: That it sucks.
Comments:
|'m not the body,
Just the pain.
|'m not the evil,
Only it's domain.
| have not lived or loved or died,
Because | was never,
Allowed to have tried.
From some,
|'m merely an analogy.
But for most their existance,
|'m all they see.
For those who see me never leave,
And those who leave me never were,
| am hell,
Stuck in this eternal war.
Date of sighting - 06/05/99 16:55:09
Suspect's Name:: Josh
Current Address Is:: Virus_Y2K@hotmail.com
Known Haunts:: http://
Reading Material:: Your page
Known To Indulge In:: vodka
Dogma/Credo:: That it sucks.
Comments:
|'m not the body,
Just the pain.
|'m not the evil,
Only it's domain.
| have not lived or loved or died,
Because | was never,
Allowed to have tried.
From some,
|'m merely an analogy.
But for most their existance,
|'m all they see.
For those who see me never leave,
And those who leave me never were,
| am hell,
Stuck in this eternal war.
Date of sighting - 04/22/99 17:31:10
Suspect's Name:: joe jones
Current Address Is:: 123main street
Known Haunts:: http://www.jj@aol.com
Reading Material:: last supper
Known To Indulge In:: panther piss
Dogma/Credo:: shit floats
Comments:
it's your turn,,,bro
jj
Date of sighting - 04/03/99 05:07:24
Suspect's Name:: Tova
Current Address Is:: TheSunshineGal@hotmail.com
Known Haunts:: http://www.angelfire.com/ct/TovsPhotos
Reading Material:: Gone With The Wind
Known To Indulge In:: diet coke
Dogma/Credo:: im superficial and shallow and happy. ignorance is bliss.
Comments:
this site is funny. i think.
Date of sighting - 02/04/99 22:04:13
Suspect's Name:: Mr. Link
Current Address Is:: dyskord@hotmail.com
Known Haunts:: http://hell.com
Reading Material:: the Kama Sutra
Known To Indulge In:: orgasmic fluids
Dogma/Credo:: i'm not wearing pants....
Comments:
feh. get a life, you zombie.
Date of sighting - 01/22/99 17:59:56
Known Haunts:: http://
Comments:
Date of sighting - 11/23/98 15:44:37
Suspect's Name:: death
Current Address Is:: kansas73@hotmail.com
Known Haunts:: http://you suck
Reading Material:: dante's infurno
Known To Indulge In:: everclear
Dogma/Credo:: live hard die young
Comments:
Does the world ever seem empty when you know it's full, or silent when you know it's extremely loud. That because you are a freaken psycho just like me.
Date of sighting - 11/12/98 21:13:55
Suspect's Name:: Mr. Link
Current Address Is:: dyskord@hotmail.com
Known Haunts:: http://www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/Basement/3443
Reading Material:: Night, by Elie Wiesel
Known To Indulge In:: Piss 'n' vinegar
Dogma/Credo:: Everything sucks... except hard liquor.
Comments:
Scribble? Yo, Paco. Infernal Machine is no more... Adam and Eric quit the band. However, I've resurrected my solo music career, in the form of dyskord. Should be reeeal phat. Or something.
Date of sighting - 10/30/98 17:33:11
Suspect's Name:: Lisa
Current Address Is:: no
Known Haunts:: http://no
Reading Material:: Melancholy death of oyster boy
Known To Indulge In:: some clear liquid
Dogma/Credo:: bumps in the sidewalk make me trip
Comments:
I don't know what to say......*drooooooool*
Date of sighting - 10/14/98 03:46:02
Suspect's Name:: AMBER (whore) TATE
Current Address Is:: 4101 royal st vanc, wa 98661
Known Haunts:: http://
Reading Material:: tampon instructions
Known To Indulge In:: tab!! great stuff
Dogma/Credo:: I after E except after C
Beer before liquor, never been... oh, wrong one...
Comments:
well even though i am only 14, i can almost subtract and i can sorta add. and i like the spice girls they rocked in concert!!! well my mommies calling me, i must tend to the dog. oh ya my # is 360 892-5860. if you want to call me thats ok.
luv- amber
*wicked li'l grin*
Date of sighting - 10/14/98 03:35:28
Suspect's Name:: annie
Or, should we we say, AMBER TATE!! *ominous background music*
Current Address Is:: sunnyd18@hotmail.com
Known Haunts:: http://
Reading Material:: i don't read
Dogma/Credo:: guys r shit, can't live with em' can't live without em'
Comments:
umm i really don't know what the hell to write so ummm...............bye
10/09/98 02:58:43
Name: Bad Bunny A funky table using pubic hare.
Fuck you and your table, miscreant.
Date of sighting - 10/06/98 14:39:10
Suspect's Name:: Anti
Current Address Is:: yup
Known Haunts:: http://www.angelfire.com/on/AntiAnswers/index.html
Reading Material:: Dante's Inferno...cliche...*twitch twitch*
Known To Indulge In:: Wait a sec...*gurgle gurgle...rinse spit*..um....orange slice and vodka
Dogma/Credo:: That weed will help you learn latin faster...trust me
Comments:
Hey berk....just droppin a line....he he....college is good, weed is good and um.......*scratches his head*....parties are good, and weed is good....FUCK...I already said that. You gotta come up here some time paco babyyyyy, this place actually has a smo
e shop that sells...*GASP* black death cigaretes....did I say that out loud?...shit....I gotta go drink...and it's 10:30 in the morning....which means I gotta have countchocula with my beer...YAHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Date of sighting - 09/10/98 02:57:06
Suspect's Name:: Kaiser Ape
Current Address Is:: tcalo@world.std.com
STD's? Son, you've gotta get those taken care of...
Known Haunts:: http://www.world.std.com/~tcalo/
Reading Material:: Hemingway's Chair by Michael Palin
Known To Indulge In:: Alchohol-free beer- My liver is paying
I like free beer no matter who's paying.
Dogma/Credo:: It WILL catch you, so don't fuck with it.
Comments:
Cripes, haven't I done enough already?
Passive-AggressiveMuch?
Date of sighting - 09/04/98 16:56:11
Suspect's Name:: kansas city
Known Haunts:: http://
Reading Material:: sybil
Known To Indulge In:: red wine
Dogma/Credo:: the verge of the knowledge
Comments:
bon jour,
the world is a far more entertaining place when you sit in a velvet chair
Swank.
Date of sighting - 05/19/98 01:36:02
Suspect's Name:: The Good Friend
Current Address Is:: Vamprrella@ameritech.net
Known Haunts:: http://www.oocities.org/SouthBeach/Lagoon/9041/index.html
Reading Material:: Ha ha ha...oh please.
I, too, am above reading. I am also above jobs and leading a healthy life.
Known To Indulge In:: Black Cherry Soda
Ingredients for Drink:
First, you take the virgin, and you... nevermind, this is too disgusting.
one paring knife,
two buckets and a plate,
one can black spray paint.
Dogma/Credo:: The kindest truths are often spoken, but never heard....
Comments:
I like this page good.
I like this page well.
I am a fan of this swinging page.
PDC - Breakfast of Champions.
The Good Friend
All I need is more people like this, and my life would be more... full. Did I mention they would be built like barbie and sitting on my face?
Date of sighting - 05/17/98 16:24:35
Suspect's Name:: Morgan
Current Address Is:: morgmar@bellsouth.net
Known Haunts:: http://http://personal.jax.bellsouth.net/jax/m/o/morgmar/index.htm
Reading Material:: ha! ha!
Known To Indulge In:: Icehouse
Dogma/Credo:: 1. Don't sweat the small stuff. 2. It's all small stuff.
Comments: Comments:
cool. ya know?
Date of sighting - 05/01/98 02:21:37
Suspect's Name:: paco
Current Address Is:: heheheee.
Known Haunts:: http://your.mom.com
Reading Material:: The Wastelands
Known To Indulge In:: Broken Glass
Dogma/Credo:: That a webpage should be able to thrive in its own natural habitat of neglect.
I will update sometime soon... an overhaul has been due for about four or five months... it's just that i have been sober*gasp*....all... the... time.... *sobbing*
Date of sighting - 03/15/98 03:20:30
Known Haunts:: http://
Comments:
43 hc d5 lls 887b kgf 224 ff
Look, folks: It's the very rare Guestbook Fragment, indigionous to the Land of Idiots Who Can't Work a Computer for the Life of Them!
Date of sighting - 03/13/98 01:14:39
Suspect's Name:: Jade
Current Address Is:: Jaders@usa.net
Known Haunts:: http://members.aol.com/dade2002/index.html
Reading Material:: Stephen King's "Thinner"
Known To Indulge In:: Beer
Dogma/Credo:: It SUCKS hairy ones
Comments:
Hi! I'm a computer nerd who wears a lot of bright colours and listens to ultra-cool "Rave" music! I also rollerblade in my spare time, that is, when I'm not watching the bitchin' movie "Hackers" and wondering what 'D.O.D.' stands
or! If I were alive in the eighties, I would have had long hair and listened to a lot of Motley Crue! Oh, well, bye-bye, all!
1/25/ - 01/25/98 16:37:34
Suspect's Name:: neighbor kids
Current Address Is:: dkfletcher@hotmail.com
Known Haunts:: http://
Reading Material:: high times
What is that, some sort of aviation publication?
Known To Indulge In:: moldy pop
Dogma/Credo:: do what you do
Comments:
Date of sighting - 01/07/98 02:24:49
Suspect's Name:: It's me again...
Current Address Is:: vexer979@hotmail.com
Known Haunts:: http://www.angelfire.com/in/xenos
Reading Material:: How to be a frat boy.
Known To Indulge In:: The glass is empty! I'm a frat boy!
Dogma/Credo:: Smoking crack damages vital brains cells.... bleh...
Comments:
Describe your boobs to me Paco... Then, we'll go drink some beer.
Well, the left one is deffinitely my favourite, and seems to be a bit perkier than the right. My areolas are not big at all, which is suprising, considering my 36-D size. My nipples could cut diamonds. I use them as personal def
nse weapons.
Date of sighting - 12/29/97 12:32:56
Suspect's Name:: Holly Le
Current Address Is:: evapunk@aol.com
Known Haunts:: http://members.aol.com/evapunk
Reading Material:: ABDCEGFHJKLIMOPEQRSTVUWXZY
Known To Indulge In:: half empty
Dogma/Credo:: Santa Claus is not real
Neither are my parents, but that's okay, because we're Jehova's Witnesses.
Comments:
Hey nice page. Well, see ya later.
Date of sighting - 12/26/97 20:56:18
Suspect's Name:: nny
Current Address Is:: 777
Known Haunts:: http://
Reading Material:: JTHM #4
Known To Indulge In:: the blood of humans
Dogma/Credo:: I must keep the wall wet
Comments:
huh.........I like squee better......
Date of sighting - 12/19/97 03:53:53
Suspect's Name:: J. Bernstien
Current Address Is:: I smell
Known Haunts:: http://
Reading Material:: the adventures of hairy the 2 ft. penis
Known To Indulge In:: Nick shafer........I hope * giddy laugh*
Dogma/Credo:: I smell funny *sniffle*
Comments:
Sorry ass hole........we're all outa ice cream.....
Note: Jeremy is a Debate Coach, and he resembles a walking toad. Nick Schafer, a senior in highschool, is a member of the team. My name is Friday. I carry a badge.
Date of sighting - 12/19/97 03:50:06
Suspect's Name:: mike knox
Current Address Is:: 18630 w. lincoln hwy.
Known Haunts:: http://Anything else made by you.
Reading Material:: penthouse and it was an interesting one.
Known To Indulge In:: Rum, crack, seman, and Ian's dick, what else!
Dogma/Credo:: Note: Read Michael Knox's secrets to life.
Coming Soon from the PDC!
Comments:
The truth is I was going through this filth you call a web page, and I could not believe how many people actually have nothing better to do than sit
and read this blasphemous garbage.
The worst part is I enjoyed myself not only intellectualy, but sexually and emotionally. I feel enlightened from entertaining myself here, of course that could be all the weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed in my system. Greg I
will love you always and remember
shit and ice cubes float, but cookies are good.
Date of sighting - 12/19/97 03:18:43
Suspect's Name:: Apathy man
Current Address Is:: I don't care
Known Haunts:: http://
Reading Material:: I don't care
Known To Indulge In:: I don't care
Dogma/Credo:: I don't care
Damn, he's cool. I wanna be just like him... Let's see if I can start...
Comments:
God I lea
Comments:
well well.....here I am again
Comments:
Very weird but cool! I enjoyed the stay.
stop by for a visit..
Note- As I explained to Joseph the FunnyBoy through mail, if you must post HTML code or pictures, we would highly appreciate it to be PORNOGRAPHIC AND/OR DEVIANT. Thank you.
Date of sighting - 11/18/97 19:39:35
Suspect's Name:: me
Known Haunts:: http://
Comments:
Hello, I'm Richard. My platoon went to Cambodia, and all I got was was my fucking tongue cut out. Thank the Lord for keyboards, though!
Date of sighting - 11/17/97 20:01:27
Suspect's Name:: Pablo Picasso
Current Address Is:: sudder_kain@hotmail.com
Known Haunts:: http://www.angelfire.com/in/dilbertcoknok
Reading Material:: Curious George gets a bike.
WOW! I love that story...
*sniff*
But it always makes me cry when his bike gets a flat, and he doesn't know what to do, because he still has to deliver a whole bunch more newspapers, but it's just so damned bleak, cause you can't ride a a bike with only one tire! It's imposssible! OHMIGO
, what is he gonna DOOOOO-oooh--ooo?!!
*weeps in sobbing bursts*
Known To Indulge In:: Bailey's Irish Cream put into some chocolate milk.
Dogma/Credo:: That no matter how hard I try I will never have a female of my very own.
Comments:
Meeejooooooo,Meeeejooooooo,where are you Meeejooo,I need my medication Meeeejooooooo,I also lost my dentures Meeeeejooooo.
Methinks you should take advantage of that grandma, get some of that gum-action... oh yeaaahhh!
Date of sighting - 11/01/97 04:38:03
Suspect's Name:: The Piss Drunk and Proud.
Who are these morons?
Current Address Is:: garglingjizz@orgy_nation.net
Known Haunts:: gopher://me.another/~beer, man.
Reading Material:: The ABC Liqour Sunday Circular
It's definitely one of us. Noone else subscribes to liqour store ads.
Known To Indulge In:: Recycled Rum. Too lazy to get up and go to the bathroom.
Dogma/Credo:: Never sign your own guest book; it's tacky.
Really? You don't say...
Comments:
What an idiot. Do tags work in this?
And does anyone know a way to block that fucking Geoshities advertising meta that pops up everyso often? and why do people still insist on pronouncing it off-TEN? The "t" is silent, goddamn it! Why won't the icehouse guy deliver to my haus? Do you thi
k we could get a petition going to get a federal holiday in celbration of the goddess Dionysus? The Greeks and Romans had forty of 'em fuckers! Keg-ers and orgies all the time! That might be fun, you know? Yeahhh....
...........^@>
- 10/31/97 22:43:56
Suspect's Name:: § VeXeR §
Uuuuh... aren't you in here once?
Are you that desperate for attention?
Current Address Is:: vexer979@hotmail.com
Known Haunts:: http://www.angelfire.com/in/xenos
Reading Material:: Scarlet Letter
I am the walking adulterer. Come on, make me.
Known To Indulge In:: Guiness Beer. This shit is BLACK!
Guiness? FUCK THAT SHIT! Pabst, Blue Ribbon.
Dogma/Credo:: Slip 'er the tongue!!
You been listening to Whitesnake? *SMACK!*
Comments:
Boys taste like boys. Girls taste like girls.
You been watching M2 with a Piss Drunken Cock? *SMACK*
Date of sighting - 10/24/97 01:15:24
Suspect's Name:: Ian "Hey, get your hand off my dick!" Rogers
Current Address Is:: bobaganush@rocketmail.com
Home: 320 Oak Hill Av. Plymouth, IN 46563.
Telephone: 219 9365095.
Known Haunts:: http://
Reading Material:: This stupid piece of fucking fodder you so generously call a homepage
Known To Indulge In:: My dick of course
Ingredients for drink--
One phlegmy spit wad.
Dogma/Credo:: The penis is quicker than the eye.
Comments:
You fine, outstanding youths keep up the good work, ya hear!
Date of sighting - 10/23/97 01:36:47
Suspect's Name:: mitch
Current Address Is:: fuckinghellya@butplug.com
Home: 920 North Center St. Plymouth, IN 46563.
Telephone: 219 9350276.
Known Haunts:: http://www.mycock.com
Reading Material:: yor mom
Known To Indulge In:: jizmaglobulin
Dogma/Credo:: dont pop zits on your dick, it really fuckin hurts!
Comments:
BLEAH! BLEAHBLEAHBLEAG!BLABL...Long Musical Interlude...
(HE HE HE)
(SCRATCH)
(BURP)
(meow)
"...rapin' kitties is what I do... yeah, hell, I do it good..."
Date of sighting - 10/13/97 19:00:17
Suspect's Name:: Link
Link's Phone Number Is Unlisted. I don't like people who hide things from me...
Current Address Is:: No. Whadda you think I am, made outta money?!?
Reading Material:: The Alphabet Made Easy: A Kindergarden Manual
Known To Indulge In:: Are you sure you want to go that far?
C'mon baby... you know you want to...
I promise I'll pull out in time... Come on...
YOU BITCH!! THAT'S IT, SHUT THE FUCK UP! YER GONNA TAKE IT AND YER GONNA LIKE IT!!
SCREAM A LITTLE LOUDER, IT TURNS ME ON!
Dogma/Credo:: That one day the great Kikoman shall return from the great depths of Never Never Land and greet us by spraying tapioca from his armpits. That, and the Ramones suck.
sure.
Comments:
AHHHHH!!! I'm in SCHOOL!!!!!!
10/10./97 - 10/10/97 19:46:42
Suspect's Name:: § VeXeR §
Current Address Is:: vexer979@hotmail.com
Known Haunts:: http://www.angelfire.com/in/xenos
Reading Material:: To Kill A Mockingbird
Known To Indulge In:: Hairy Buffalo
Ingredients for drink--
One garbage can
Two ounces "Fuck you! I'm Not Drinkin' That!"
Dogma/Credo:: When I'm god, Everyone dies.
Comments:
OK slut... Again I enjoyed the frivilous majesty of this piece of work you call a homepage. I just wanted to congradulate you on getting Pickel the WifeBeater to let you do that tres chic choir solo. Love that Layne Staley tribute voice!!
Date of sighting - 10/09/97 23:28:04
Suspect's Name:: vixen
Current Address Is:: yes
"Yes, I do have an e-mail address",
or "Yes, I am a stupid inbred whore"?
(remember folks, the unspoken third choice of "Yes, I want your dick in my butt" is always there.)
Known Haunts:: http://
Reading Material:: the tag on the back of my pants
Known To Indulge In:: bong water
Dogma/Credo:: that i have a penis and im a gurl!!
Uhhh... Well, I can... uhhh... suck my own... toe... the pinky one...
yeah.
Comments:
wank wank wank wank wank wank
I like this person more and more. Could I get an Address?
Date of sighting - 09/15/97 18:39:23
Suspect's Name:: someone from your first, third, and seventh hour classes... muhaha
Scary.
Current Address Is:: of course. moohead_@hotmail.com
Known Haunts:: http://www.skyenet.net/~phillips/run_toto_run.htm
Reading Material:: your page ;-)
Known To Indulge In:: nothing, dang it. all gone.
Dogma/Credo:: cello is pronounced chello but cellophane is pronounced sellophane... why.....
*Scratches his chin...*
Comments:
amlkdifrjeallyaoenijoyewhavjingflmyakgrrlfjwriendojuseifemywjtwelvfeaksinchfoiwdghfgwkyughjfsbjhvcbuchgwfgIReallyEnjoyThoseDouble-HeadedDildosYouGotMeForEaster.
Date of sighting - 08/13/97 02:04:33
Suspect's Name:: Riana
Current Address Is:: No
Because Riana has no e-mail address for me to reach her at, i am now reduced to tracking her down to physically harm her.
Known Haunts:: http://
Reading Material:: Steven Kings The Shining
Known To Indulge In:: Water
Das'um ard drinkinglinglbing*hic*
Dogma/Credo:: That I know what love is.
Comments:
the lord is shitBLASPHEMER!! and so is everything else in life.
Date of sighting - 08/01/97 04:07:11
Suspect's Name:: Emmmmy Babyyyyy
Current Address Is:: no no no
Known Haunts:: http://
Reading Material:: uhhh the directions on my birthcontrol. if thats literature..
Known To Indulge In:: good ole fuckin coke. (dammit...nothing more)
Dogma/Credo:: that no matter what kind of task your trying to complete, glue can ALLLLWAYS come in handy.
Comments:
uhh..
im already done thinking for the night.
my neck hurts and i feel all skanky.
i cant come down! piss on cars and piss on gas and piss on all that other shit that gets in my way.
I WANNA DISTROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date of sighting - 07/31/97 05:19:14
Suspect's Name:: psychokiller
Current Address Is:: psychokiller@death-star.com
Known Haunts:: http://www.hotsexxx.com
Reading Material:: On Killing
...Mockingbrrrds?
Boy, that's an awfully popular book around the FunHaus.
Known To Indulge In:: quadruple black russian
Uncle Cledis's Ingredients for Drink--
A couple of Russkies (commie shits. all'v-um.)
A couple of negroids (we gots 'em fer sale, if ya needs 'em!)
The will not ta shoot neither of the bastards!
Dogma/Credo:: it sucks when it does, it sucks when it doesn't, when it neither does or doesn't it blows chunks of rotten vomit
Comments:
fuck fuck fuck fuckitty fuckfuck
Date of sighting - 07/30/97 08:23:30
Suspect's Name:: Sydney
Current Address Is:: skanka@swbell.net
Known Haunts:: http://
Reading Material:: censored '97
Known To Indulge In:: diet dr. pepper w/dissolved caffiene pills
DIET?!
Dogma/Credo:: fry a fetus, don't bake it
Not even with Shake'n'Bake? But there's so much fat in frying!
Comments:
this is some pretty funny shit...should have
some cool graphic logo or whateva for the Piss
Drunken Cocks though....
It's that kind of input that keeps the FunHaus going.
Follow the example.