Bill Clinton Statue Committee

1040 Bufoo Street

Little Rock, AR 72205

Dear Friend:

We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee for raising five million dollars for placing a statue of Bill Clinton in the hall of fame in Washington, D.C.

This committee was in a quandary as to where to place the statue. It was not wise to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, nor beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth, since Bill Clinton could never tell the difference. We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of all. He left not knowing where he was going, did not know where he had was, and returned not knowing where he'd been, and did it all on borrowed money.

Over 5000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land." Nearly 5000 years later, Roosevelt said, "lay down your shovels, sit on your asses and light up a Camel this is the promised land."

Now Bill Clinton is going to steal your shovels, kick your asses, raise the price of Camels and mortgage the promised land. If you are one of the fortunate people who has anything left after after paying taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project.

p.s. It is said that Bill Clinton is considering changing the Democratic Party emblem from a Donkey to a condom, because it stands for inflation, protects a bunch of pricks, halts production, and gives a false sense of security while being screwed!!!!!!!