the Smurfs
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Spastic - Vocals / Gitter
AKA. Chris Park
Hobbies: computers, nintendo, bowling, and PUNK ROCK!!!
Sassy - Bass 
AKA. Kent Mitchell
Hobbies: girl scout cookies, bitching, bowling, and PUNK ROCK!!!
Smelly - Drums
AKA. Bill Maurer
Hobbies: wrestling, cartoons, bowling, and PUNK ROCK!!!
We're the Smurfs, and if you don't like it, SMURF YOU and your mama!!!
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We have sold out of "Got the Blues." Thanks to everybody who bought them, I hope you liked it. For those of you who didn't get it, you suck. You losers might be able to score the a copy from Mutant Pop, but I can't guarantee it. If you feel like you need to redeem yourself for passing up the opportunity of a lifetime, have no fear. The guys at Super Pezhead Records are planning to rerelease "Got the Blues" plus 3 previously unreleased tracks on a split CD with the Gargamels, an awesome pop punk band from San Antonio, Texas. The release is tenatively titled "the Gargamels vs. the Smurfs," and it should rock like a moldy crouton, so keep an eye out for that. - Smelly (October 2, 2000)
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