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• Lubricant for Your Rhinoceros

• Your Doorway

• Make Money Off of Local Illegal Immigrants

• Alternate Power Supply for Anarchists/Foreseers of Doom

• Orb Polish

• Wedding Gift

• Waste of Precious Natural Resources of Our Fair Green Earth

• Compliments "Beverage^TM"

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† Product^TM is made in Mexico by laborers who are not paid enough in an entire week to buy one box of Product^TM.

 

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Yes, advertising is misleading you. It's taking you to someplace far away, where you won't think about saying anything against it. Support the EZLN, the Brown Berets, the Black Panthers, you local Communist party. Read "Guerrilla Warfare" by Ché Guevarra, everything he said about our Government has come true. Why can't a black man seriously run for president and get elected? Why not a brown man? Why not Asian? Why not a woman? Do you really have much say in our government after your local congressman/senator is elected? Why can Saddam Hussein break a treaty and fear the wrath of our government, but the same government can break a treaty with our own countries indigenous peoples and nothing is done about it to this very day? Remember 1848 and use it as a lesson not to trust Washington. Support Aztlan and all who fight for those who live there.

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