Nice Guys Finish Last

Nice guys finish last
You're running out of gas
Sometimes you're at your best
When you look your worst
Do you feel washed up
Like piss going down the drain

Preassure cooker pick my brain
And tell me I'm insane
I'm so fucking happy I could cry
Every joke can have it's truth
And now the joke's on you
I never knew you were such a funny guy

Oh nice guys finish last
When you are the Outcast
Don't pat yourself on the back
You might break your spine

Living on command
You're shaking lots of hands
Kissing up and bleeding all your trust
taking what you need
Bite the hand that feeds
You kill your memory


Hitchn' a ride

Hey mister, where you headed? 
Are you in a hurry? 
I need a lift to happy hour 
I say oh no 

Did you break the distiled spirits 
I need a break as well 
The well that  
One two, one two three four  

Cold turkey's gettin' stale 
tonight I'm eating crow
fermented salmonella 
poison oak no

There's a crowd at the fountain of youth 
My feet are trailin' 
My tongue is swelling up 
I say one two, one two three four 

Troubled times 
You know I cannot lie 
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride 

There's a drought at the fountain of youth 
and now I'm dehydrating 
My tongue is swelling up I Say...SHIT!

Troubled times 
You know I cannot lie 
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride


The Grouch

I was a young boy that had big plans
But now I'm just another shitty old man
I don't have fun and I hate everything
The world owes me so fuck you

Glory don't mean shit to me
I drank a six pack of apathy
Life's a bitch and so am I
The world owes me so fuck you

Wasted youth and a fistfull of ideals
I had a young and optimistic point of view
Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals
I had a young and optimistic point of view

I've decomposed
yet my gut's getting fat
Oh my god I'm turning out like my dad
Just a grouch siting on the couch
The world owes me so fuck you

The wife's a nag
And the kids' fucking up
I don't have sex
'cause I can't get it up
I'm always rude
I've got a bad attitude
The world owes me so fuck you


Redundant

We're living in repetition
Content in the same old shtick again
Now the routine's turning to contention
Like the production going over and over and over
roller coaster

Now I cannot speak
I lost my voice
I'm speech and redundant
'Cause I love you not enough
I'm lost for words

Choreographed and lack of passion
Prototypes of what we were
Went full circle 'til I'm nauseous
Taken for ganted now

Now I waste it 
faked it 
Ate it
Now I hate it
Now I cannot speak 
I lost my voice

I'm speachless and redundant
'cause I love you's not enough
I'm lost for words
Now I cannot speak


Scattered

I've got some scattered pictures lying on my bedroom floor. Reminds me of the times we shared. Makes me wish that you were here. Now it seems I've forgotten my purpose in this life. All the songs have been erased. Guess I've learned from my mistakes. Open the past and present. Now and we are there. Story to tell and I am listening. Open the past and present. And the future too. It's all I've got and I'm giving it up to you. Loose ends tied in knots. Leaving a lump down in my throat. Gagging on a souvenir. Lodged to fill another year. Drag it on and on until my skin is ripped to shreds. Leaving myself wide open. Living out a sacrifice. If you got no one and I've got no place to go, would it be alright? Could it be alright?

All the Time

All the time, every time I need it.  
What's the time?  
I'd say the time is right.  
Here's to me.  
Let's find another reason.  
Down the hatch and a bad attitude.  
Salud.  

Wasting time  
Wasting time down a bum fuck road.  
And I don't know where the hell it'll go.  
Heirlooms and huffing fumes, 
and I'm picking up the pace  
and I'm gonna smash straight into a wall.  

All the time.  
A "New Year's Resolution"  
How soon that we forget.  
Doing time.  
Loving every minute.  
Live it up on another let down.  
Salud.  

Promises, promises, 
it was all set in stone, 
cross my heart and hope to die.  
Sugar fix, dirty tricks and a trick question.  
Guess i should have read between the lines.  
Having the time of my life, watching the clock tick.  

All the time, where did all the time go?  
It's too late to say goodnight.  
Time flies when you're having fun.  
Time's up when you work like a dog.  
Salud.


Worry Rock

Another sentimental argument and bitter love.  
Fucked without a kiss again and dragged it through the mud.  
Yelling at brick walls and punching windows made of stone.  
The worry rock has turned to dust and fallen on our pride.  

A knocked down dragged out fight.  
Fat lips and open wounds.  
Another wasted night and no one will take the fall.  

Where do we go from here?  
And what did you do with the directions?  
Promise me no dead end streets  
And I'll guarantee we'll have the road.


Platypus

Your rise and fall
Back up against the wall
What goes around is coming back and haunting you
It's time to quit
Cause you ain't worth the shit 
Under my shoes or the piss on the ground

No one loves you and you know it
Don't pretend that you enjoy it or you don't care
Cause now I wouldn't lie or tell you all the things you want to hear
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

I heard your sick
Sucked on that cancer stick
A throbbing tumor and a radiation high
Shit out of luck 
And now your time is up
It brings me pleasure just to know your going to die
    
Dickhead, Fuckface, cock smoking, mother fucking, asshole, dirty twat,waste of semen, I hope you die HEY

Red eye, code blue 
I'd like to strangle you
And watch your eyes bulge right out of your skull
When you go down
Head first into the ground
I'll stand above you just to piss on your grave


Uptight

I woke up on the wrong side of the floor.  
Made, made my way through the front door.  
Broke my engagement with myself.  
Perfect picture of bad health, 
another notch scratched on my belt.  
The future just ain't what it used to be.  

I got a new start on a dead end road.  
Peaked, peaked out on reaching new lows.  
Owe, I paid off all my debts to myself.  
Perfect picture of bad health, 
another notch scratched on my belt.  
The future's in my living room.  

Uptight, I'm a nag with a gun.  
All night, suicide's last call.  
I've been uptight all night.  
I'm a son of a gun.  
Uptight I'm a nag with a gun.


Jinx

I fucked up again it's all my fault.  
So turn me around and face the wall.  
Read me my rights and tell me I'm wrong.  
Until it gets into my thick skull.  

A slap on the wrist.  
A stab in the back.  
Torture me, I've been a bad boy.  
Nail me to the cross until you have won.  
I lost before I did any wrong.  

I'm hexed with regrets and bad luck.  
Keep you distance 'cause it's rubbing off.  
Or you will be damned to spend your life in hell.  
Or earth with me tangled at your feet.  
You finally met you nemesis disguised 
as your fatal long lost love.  
So kiss it good bye  
Until death do we part.  
You fell for a jinx for crying out loud.


Haushinka

Haushinka is a girl with a peculiar name.  
I met her on the eve of my birthday.  
Did she know, did she know, before she went away, does she
know? But it's too damn late  

This girl has gone far away.  
Now she's gone.  
All I have now is a memory to date.  
A cheap hat and cigarettes, and a peculiar name.  
I didn't know, I didn't know, before she went away.  
I know now, I know now, and it's too damn late.  

Will she ever find her way?  
I'm too damn young to be too late, but am I?  
Yet again I'm kicking myself, 
and I'll be here in battle scars,
waiting for you.  
Waiting for you now.


Walking Alone

Come together like a foot in a shoe  
Only this time I think I stuck my foot in my mouth.  
Thinking out loud and acting in vain.  
Knocking over anyone that stands in my way.  

Sometimes I need to apologize.  
Sometimes I need to admit that I ain't right.  
Sometimes I should just keep my mouth shut, 
or only say hello.  
Sometimes I still feel I'm walking alone.  

Walk on eggshells on my old stomping ground, 
yet there's really no one left, 
that's hanging around.  
Isn't that another familiar face?  
Too drunk to figure out they're fading away.


Reject

 

Who the hell are you to tell me what I am  
And what's my master plan.  
What makes you think that it includes you?  
Self-righteous wealth  
Stop flattering yourself, 
'cause when the smoke clears here I am. 

Your reject all-American.  


Sucking up you social sect, 
making you a nervous wreck.  
To hell and back and hell again I've gone.  
You're not my type.  
Not my type.  

What's the difference between you and me?  
I do what I want, and you do what you're told.  
So listen up and shut the hell up.  
It ain't no big deal.  
And I'll see you in hell, 
'cause when the smoke clears here I am,
your reject all-American.  

Falling from grace, right on my fave.  
To hell and back and hell again I've gone.


Take Back

  
You pushed me once too far again  
I'd like to break you fucking teeth.  
Stick a knife in the center of your back.  
You better grow some eyes in the back of your head.  
I fight dirty, just like your looks.  
Can't take, can't take, can't take anymore.  

Take back, Take back, Take.  

The taste of bad blood on the tip of my tongue.  
An eye for an eye.  
Gun for a gun.  

Cold-cocked and I'm taking back what's mine.  
Expect it when you're least expecting it.  
No loss of love, the smell of regret.  
Lights out Can't take anymore  
Shit


King for a Day

Satarted at the age 4
My mother went to the grocery store
Went sneaking through her door
To find something in a size 4

Sugar and Spice
And everything nice
Wasn't made for only girls
GI Joe in panty hose
is making room for the one and only

King for a day, princess by dawn
King for a day in a leather thong
King for a day, princess by dawn
Just wait 'til all the guys get a load of me

My daddy threw me in therapy
He thinks I'm not a real man
Who put the drag in drag queen
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it


Good Riddance (time of your life)

Another turning point 
A fork stuck in the road 
Son grabs you by the wrist, 
Tells you where to go 
So make the best of this death 
And don't ask why 
It's not a question 
But a lesson learned in time 
It's something unpredictable 
But in the end it's right 
I hope you had the time of your life 

So take the photographs and still-frames in your mind 
Hang it on the shelf of good health and good time 
Tattoo's of memories and 
For what it's worth it was all worth while


Prosthetic Head

  
I see you, down in the front line. 
Such a sight for sore eyes, 
you're a suicide makeover. 
Plastic eyes, lookin' through a numbskull. 
Self-effaced, what's his face. 
You erased yourself so shut up. 
You don't let up. 

You have a growth that must be treated 
Like a severed severe pain in the neck. 
You can smell it but you can't see it. 
No explanation identified 'cause you don't know. 
You don't say. 

And you got no reply. 
Hey you, where did you come from? 
Got a head full of lead, 
you're a inbred bastard son. 
All dressed up, red blooded, Amannequin 
Do or die, no reply, 
don't deny that you're synthetic. 
You're pathetic.

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