OK, this page is for Scott, who said that I seem FAR too nice and sweet on my page. *L*

This is my BITCH page. All the things in this world that drive me up the wall.

1. Alberta drivers.

You people are rude and obnoxious and you are all trying to KILL me. STOP IT! Those three seconds you save by running that yellow/red and by tail gaiting my ass will NOT justify the accident you cause or the lives you might take. Back off, fuck off, get a grip.

2. Stupid people.

There is NO reason in this world that anyone should be stupid due to lack of sense or education, especially not in this world at this time. NOTE: If you don't have a good reason for the things you do, you should stop doing them. Hello?

3. Lazy men.

This means emotionally lazy, physically lazy, mentally lazy. I was not put on this earth to think for you and me, do for you and me, or feel for you and me. If you can't be bothered to do it yourself, then fuck you, I'm not putting up with that shit.

4. Psychotic women.

Girls, ask for what you want, accept no imitations. You can't change him, you can't save him, and you don't want to be his mom/slave. If you can't come to grips with these fundamental truths, you are psychotic and all the stalking, manipulation and boo hooing in the world is not going to endear him to you. You pull any of these tricks and you will lose, along with any woman who tries to become close with him later. A special message to all the women who have mentally warped some of my ex's: Thanks a hell of a lot, bitch. I hope you enjoyed it, cause it has completely SUCKED to have to deal with all his hang ups that were instigated by YOU!

5. Atrocious English.

To all those people who can not spell. ARGH!! LEARN!!! To those who can not type. LEARN!!! To those people who type like this "How R U?" FUCK YOU! People who type in all capitals..... *strangling you* To those who do not use proper punctuation (this includes all BDSMers who follow that Y/you rule) *throwing a punctuation book at your head and NOT missing* There is no excuse for poor English, poor spelling, or poor typing skills. You are perceived as being mental morons and beneath most peoples notice.

6. Men who do not fight back.

Why don't you just get a sign that says "doormat" on it and wear it around your neck at all times as a warning? I hate men who will not say a word during a fight, who just sit there like bumps on logs and agree with what you are saying. Those men are cannon fodder, as far as I'm concerned.

7. Liars.

I think this is rather self-explanatory. People usually don't like my bluntness, my truthfulness. Sorry, but I am not going to change. Better you know me as I really am than as some creation that is false.

8. The colour orange.

It's ugly, just like yellow is ugly. Gaudy and trashy colours. No class.

9. People who do not take responsibility.

Those who can't own up to their mistakes, take the lumps and walk away having learned something need a sledgehammer upside the head. Stop your whining, stop pointing fingers, realize that you are NOT God's gift to this world, you are NOT perfect, and it's YOUR fault. Doesn't matter about what. If you were abused as a child, get over it. Take the steps needed to heal and get a grip on reality. Others have done it and have made successes out of their lives, now YOU do it and stop your complaining, nobody cares.

Does that sound harsh? GOOD!

10. Political Correctness

Who thought this up? Grass smoking tree huggers? It has made life hell for so many. No one can say anything without being censored and censorship is wrong. With everyone there is something that can be ridiculed, made fun of. EVERYONE. White, black, red, green, yellow, purple. All of us. LIFE offends. Get used to it, grow a thicker skin, realize that what goes around, will eventually come around but in the mean time....

11. Sore ear syndrome.

What you get when you talk on the phone for too long. *L*

12. The Media.

It should be illegal, with really really stiff penalties, for the media to print unfounded stuff that causes tangible harm to others. It is one thing if the information is proven to be true, it is quite another when all you get to read is speculation. People are cattle. They will believe anything that is sensational and titillating. They will not remember or believe anything written after something sensational, that completely proves that the previous article was false. It's the old "where there is smoke, there is fire" phenomenon. No, sometimes there is just smoke and you should have put on your oxygen mask a long time ago, moron. Anyone wishing to know what prompted this tirade only need email me for the explanation.