O.J.SIMPSON THE REAL TRIAL IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE WAS A LAUGH.O.J. FLEET OF FOOT RAN SMACK DAB INTO A GARBAGE TRUCK,HE CAME TO WITH DECTECTIVES HOVERING OVER HIM HE WAS HANDCUFFED AND TAKEN IN TO POLICE HEADQUARTERS.HE ASKED WHY HE IS BEING BROUGHT INTO CUSTODY. THEY ANSWERED,"BECAUSE YOU HAD A BIG MAC AT MACDONALDS WITH KATO KALEAN,AND YOU TOOK OFF THE SECRET SAUCE AND PUT ON RELISH."BUT O.J. RESPONDED IN DEFENSE AND SAYING BUT THATS THE WAY THAT ALWAYS DO MY HAMBURGER!!"HE CRIED FOR TEN MINUTES SAYING THAT HE KILLED NICOLE.THE DETECTIVES REPLIED"WHO CARES,YOU STILL PUT RELISH ON YOUR BIG MAC AND JUSTICE HAS TO BE DONE."THE COURT HEARING WILL BE SCHEDULED FOR DEC.10 OF 1994.O.J. HIRED RICHARD SLAP AND THE NATORIOS HAMBURGULAR FOR HIS ATTORNEYS AND THE PROSUCUTTORS WERE RONALD McDONALD AND GRIMACE'S THE WIZARDS OF THE PROSECUTION. THE HEARING STARTED AND THE MAJOR NETWORKS OF T.V. WERE COVERING THE TRIAL AND PROJECTING IT AS THE TRIAL OF THE CENTURY. THE HEARING STARTED AND O.J. WAS CRYING THROUGH THE WHOLE THING SAYING, " I KILLED NICOLE!" JUDGE BOB REPLIED IF YOU SAY ONE MORE WORD I'LL HOLD YOU IN CONTEMPT IN A HARDEES KITCHEN. OJ LET OFF ACHILLING SHRIEK SHOWING HOW SCARED HE WAS. MEANWHILE KARE 11 NEWS, PAUL MAGER WAS SAYING THAT O.J. HAD PUT RELISH ON HIS BIG MAC AND IMMEIDATELY RICHARD SLAP CALLED AND SAID THAT O.J. HAD NOT PUT RELISH ON HIS BURGER AND THEY HAVE WEAK EVIDENCE. AT THE TRIAL RONALD BROUGHT IN EVIDENCE OF A HALF EATEN BIG MAC WITH RELISH AND AN OPEN JAR OF RELISH, THE FINGERPRINTS ON THE JAR AND THE BIG MAC MATCHED O.J. EVERYONE IN THE COUTROOM GASPED FOR AIR THEY COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. AFTER A THREE MONTH RECESS THE PROSECUTORS BROUGHT IN ANOTHER BIG MAC THAT HAD RELISH AND TART AND TANGY SAUCE ON IT. THE JURY THOUGHT EVERYITHING WAS PLAYED OOUT AND FOUND O.J. GUILTY OF PUTTING RELISH ON HIS BIG MAC AND O.J. IS NOW SERVING A LIFE IN HARDEES AS A FRY BOY. BUT AFTER FURTHER INVESTIGATION THE CRIME LAB ACTUALLY FOUND KATOS FINGERPRINTS ON THE SECOND BIG MAC AND HE WAS IMMEDIATELY CAUGHT AND PUT IN ARBYS CLEAN UP CREW, WHERE HE IS SERVING TEN TO TWELVE YEARS MINIMUM WAGE WITHOUT A PROMOTION AND O.J. WAS PROMOTED TO BUS BOY. THE END.