How Jedediah Tork and Rain Severly Mentally Traumatize Ajax


(We're Her Best Friends)

1. We like to call Ajax by a certain nasty nickname she really doesn't like, and all her friends know it now, and everyone at the school she's about to transfer to knows now.
2. Jedediah Tork has no shame. She has no problem telling Ajax when she has to go to the bathroom, when she's in her underware, bathtub, etc. etc. etc.
3. Ajax has a slight speech impediment. The repeating of such words by her friends is not uncommen, usually in a sing song way!
4. Rain loves to call Ajax Andy Dick's little sister. (See News Radio)
5. Ajax is lazy, and doesn't understand why she has friends like Jed and Rain. We yell at her constantly to go make new friends.
6. We like to bring up a little mishap in the science lab involving Ajax, a scapel, a fetal pig, and some string!
7. Jed's slightly wrong stories and ideas leave permanant metal scars on Ajax's psyche.
8. We constantly tell Ajax she won't get into a School she's been striving to get into.
9.We love to remind Ajax about the scary Davy pics and stories we've come across.

More To Come As We Quickly Lower Ajax's Self Esteem! I bet you think we're harsh!

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