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For those of you who don't know who Big Ste is, allow me to give you a brief introduction to this truly remarkable waste of human life.

I first met Big Ste in September 1995 at Accrington and Rossendale College. My first impressions of him were that he was a bit of a lanky twat, hence the name Big Ste. After a while me and my friends got tired of taking the piss out of him because of his height and the fact that he had to duck to walk through doors, so we needed to find something else to take the piss out of him.

In a magazine I was reading, I saw an article about werewolves. In this article there was a little bit which listed the main features of werewolves. Each and every one applied to Big Ste. Therefore, I started calling him a werewolf. During the 'werewolf phase', we started to think that Big Ste was a Devil worshipper. This then led us to think that he may actually be the devil. After a while he started to get a bit violent towards us on this accusation (perhaps an admission of his guilt?) so we toned the piss taking down a little.

In February 1997(aprox), he started going out with a girl from the College called Deborah. He went out with her for about a week, before she dumped him. Since then he has become absoloutley obsessed with her, even though we are now all at different Universities.

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