BLEW
If you wouldn't mind I would like it blew If you wouldn't mind I would like it loose If you wouldn't care I would like to leave If you wouldn't mind I would like to breathe
Is there another reason for your stain Could you believe him when you discussed his stain? Here is another word that rhymes with shame
You could do anything
FLOYD THE BARBER
Bell on door ring come on in Floyd observes my hairy chin Sit down in the chair don't be afraid Steaming hot towel on my face
I was shaved I was shamed I was shaved
Barney ties me to the chair I can't see I'm really scared Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip Pee-Pee pressed against my lips
I was shaved I was shamed I was shaved
Floyd lets others in the room Opie, Aunt Bea I presume They take turns and cut me up I die smothered in Aunt Bee's muff...
I was shamed I was shamed I was shaved
ABOUT A GRIL
I need an easy friend I do... with an ear to lend I do... think you fit this shoe I do... won't you have a clue
I'll take advantage while You hang me out to dry But I can't see you every night Free
I'm standing in your line I do... hope you have the time I do... pick a number too I do... keep a date with you
SCHOOL
Won't you believe it It's just my luck
No recess
You're in high school again
LOVE BUZZ
Would you believe me when I tell you You are the queen of my heart Please don't deceive me when I hurt you Just ain't the way it seems
Can you feel my love buzz
Originally by Shocking Blue
PAPER CUTS
With my feeding times She pushed food through the door And I crawl towards the crack of light Sometimes I can't find my way Newspapers spread around Soaking all that they can A cleaning is due again --a good hosing down
The lady whom I feel maternal love for Cannot look me in the eyes But I see hers and they are blue And they cock and twist and masturbate
I said so Nirvana
Black windows of paint I scratched with my nails I see others just like me Why do they not try to escape? They bring out the older ones They point in my way They come with a flash of light And take my family away
And very later I have learned to Accept some friends of ridicule My whole existence is for your amusement And that is why I'm here with you! To take you with me You're right Nirvana
NEGATIVE CREEP
This is out of our rang... and it's grown This is getting to be... drone I'm a negative creep and I'm stoned!
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more
This is out of our range... and it's crude This is getting to be... like drone I'm a negative creep and I'm stoned!
Yeah! Drone! Stoned!
Scoff
In my eyes I'm not lazy In my face It's not over In your room I'm not older In your eyes I'm not worth it Gimme back my alcohol
Give me all your...
SWAP MEET
They lead a lifestyle that is comfortable They travel far to keep their stomachs full They make their living off of arts and crafts They kind with seashells driftwood and burlap They make a deal when they come to town The Sunday swap meet is a battle ground She loves him more than he will ever know He loves her more than he will ever show --Keeps his cigarettes close to his heart --Keeps her photographs close to her heart --Keeps the bitterness close to the heart
MR.MOUSTACHE
Fill me in on your new vision Wake me up with indecision Help me trust your mighty wisdom Yes I eat cow - I am not proud.
Show me how you question, question Lead the way to my temptations Take my hand and give it cleaning Yes I eat cow - I am not proud.
Is he in an easychair? --Poop as hard as a rock. I don't like you anyway --Seal it in a box
I'm new
I'm who? I'm you
SIFTING
Afraid to grade Wouldn't it be fun? Cross, self loss Wouldn't it be fun? Wet your bed Wouldn't it be fun? Some fear none [Sun felt numb] Wouldn't it be fun?
Your eyes... Teacher said, Your eyes... Preacher said, "Don't have nothing for you"
Spell the smell Wouldn't it be fun? Search for church Wouldn't it be fun? Wet your bed Wouldn't it be fun? Cold in gold [Cold in coals] Wouldn't it be fun?
BIG CHEESE
Big cheese Make me Mine says, "Go to the office"
Big cheese Make me Mine says, what the hell?
Black is black, no trading back We were enemies Show you all what a man is [Sure you are, but what am i?]
Big lies make mine Mine says "Go to office"
Big cheese Make me Message? What is it?
Black is black, no trading back We were enemies She eats glue, how bout you?
DOWNER
Portray sincerity Act out of loyalty Defend your true country Wish away the pain Hand out lobotomies To save little families Surrealistic fantasy Bland boring plain
Hold me down in restitution Living out your date with fusion Is the whole fleece shun in master? Don't feel guilty, master writing
Somebody said that they're not much like I am I know I can Make enough of the words for you to follow along I sink and then some
Slippery pessimist hypocrite master Conservative communist apocalyptic bastard Thank you dear God for putting me on this Earth I feel very privileged in debt for my thirst