GREAT MOMENTS FROM SEINFELD

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The Very Last Seinfeld

Well, May 12th, 1998, we gathered 'roun' the old t.v., with a carrot cake in hand that read 'Good-bye Seinfeld', we watched the early memories moments, we laughed, we cried, we hurled. So, today we will recap some of the moments, some of the moments, and personally we think that this television event was as big as Armstrong on the moon, but other's will disagree. Okay it started out with 45 minutes of past moments, which made you laugh 'til you cried. Then it went into the show, Jerry got a call from NBC, saying that the guy @ NBC, the new manager wanted to see them about the t.v. show "Jerry" they've been talking about, but right before then George is open with the dorr about to take a leak when...

J:Hey? What are you doing?
G:Going to the bathroom.
J:Well if you think this relationship has evolved to a new level of peeing with the door open, you got another thing comin'.
G looks bafflesd: What?
J:Oh I see how it starts then it's like go up to Jerry's for a peeparty, peepeepeepee.
(or something to that effect)

So then they go down to NBC and they talk it over, Jerry and George are sitting there w/ 3 big NBC guys. And George goes on some wild tandrum about something or another, and Jerry says calmly,

J: Shut up George, 
oh well I guess you had to be there.
So then they get the tv show, a 13 show commitment, BUT they have to move to LA for a season. So they tell Kramer,
J: Kramer! We got the show at NBC! We got it!
K: Well good!
J: But we have to move to LA!
K: What? Move to LA no no no!
J: Oh, its only for a season!
K: Well what if the show really takes off?
J: Oh it won't .

So they tell Elaine Jerry calls, Elaine is on the other line with this lady , I forget her name, let's just call her Sally. Also, Elaine has very bad phone edicut and his calling to see about Sally's father's health, on her cell phone, so now she is trying to be good and call her from home.

E: Oh, so how is your father Sally?
E: OH, but hang on I've got another call,
Elaine switches lines.
E: Hello?
J: Elaine! I need to talk to you!!!
E: I'm on the other line Jer.
J: It's an emergency!!!
E: Ok, fine hang on.
switches lines
E: HEllo? Listen Sally I have an emergency on the other line, I'll have to call you back.
E: Ok bye bye.
switched lines
E:What is it?
J: George and I got the show @ NBC and we're moving to LA!
E: That's it? I was on the phone with Sally.
J: Sally? Oh I'm sorry.

------More coming, soon, today is 5/16/98, we will finsh this VERY Soon, but we think you guys want tours before moments right?----------------------------------------------------------- Date we saw it" every time we tune in

When George and Jerry and Elaine go to India for Bra-less Susan's wedding just so Ealine can be there to nag @ her (which Susan really like her, but she thinks Susan hates her, because how can yuo watch someone walk around in the city bouncing around with thoise rock-in-the sock, visualize if you will, boobs and KEEP YOUR LUNCH down?) So it is just halariuos how George doesnt go pee the whole time they are in India. He and his girl friend (we forget her name) F: Do you have to go pee? G: (just the way he says, like it is painful to hold it) Nope, nope, I will walk it off! Elaine is SOOO funny when she sez:

E:Get out!

And she pushes like Kramer or Jerry across the room because she can't believe what she is hearing!! Date we saw it: 4-9-98

Okay, so Jerry is expecting Uncle Leo to call, but instead it is Elaine,

E:Jerry?
J:Uncle Leo?
E:Oh, yeah that's nice
Like you get it, it's not nice 
to tell a woman she sounds like your 
60 year old uncle. 
It is so funny how she says it.

Date we saw it: 4-9-98

So, George took this book at a book store to the bathroom, but now they won't take it back, and he payed $100 fro it, and doesn't want it. So he can't sell it and Jerry, George, and Elaine are sitting at Monks Cafe (the regular cafe they sit at)

E: Hey, George, where did you get this book?
G: You like it?
E: Yeah! How much would you sell it for??
G:(being cheap, he only bought it for $100) I could let it go for    $120.
E: Really!?
Jerry walks up...
J:What is that thing doing on the table?
E:What's wrong with the book?
G: Nothing!
(George is trying to get Jerry to shut up.
J:Get that thing off the table!
G: Jerry! Shut up!
E: What?!
J: George brought that book into the bathroom with him!
E: OK, back up!
(Raises her hands in the air)
E: Everybody move, we got a biohazard comin' through!
And she goes to wash her hands.

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