LEARN TO SKANK, it's as easy as cheese in a can!

STEP ONE

First, put on some crankin' ska music, ya know stuff that makes you flop-a-lop around the room. Got that? Ok, now, remember that cheesy pop dance in the early 90's where you acted like you running but slid yer feet back and did it agian? Do that, but with some style, and some beats (some beats is like, dont be tone deaf, go with the beat!)

STEP TWO

Now act like yer running from some guy who wants to chop you in to fifty-four pieces, but get this, do it in place! Pump your arms, like your trying with all yer might to get way from trendies! Cool! You got it! (hopefully) (you can read this a bunch of times to get this down)

STEP THREE

Ok, now your black lil' heart should be pumpin as fast as your arms, now just: go back and forth with the beat, with your back, like your slipping on a piece of ice! Cool! Remember to keep your arms and everything else in tones with the beat!

STEP FOUR

Now get your skankin' behind to a local ska concert! 
Cool-diddly-cool! Now take me to: 
  

SKAll You Need Punk!!
See what is happinin' around here, & go staight to: WHAT'S NEW HERE PUNK!